Monkeys Fist

Every time Pardew talks about Ashley, I'm reminded of Sooty.

Goatse curry? When you get the recipes, would you pm them to me and Trophyshy?

Minge. Phd.

Aye, spread the lurve CT.

You need more pics of your Lass and Sis in Law. That is all

Ouch Cock slapped

Bet he wears Vulva

Not sure how you can comment on something that happened 3 years before you even joined the board kimosabe Don't mention the War!

So you wrote your own marriage vows…… meh!

Never crashed mate. Seen loads in my rear-view mirror though

Better than average then? I sense a theme

You know what older drivers are like ffs. Would be like Driving Miss Daisy he'll gan that slow. I'm 42 cheeky cernt! Stirling fecking Moss, me.

Sort out a deal with CT. Earplugs included.

Man the fuck up tbh CT. Get lashed, eat like a pig, and on Sunday, watch all the naughty calories/lard disappear down the bog. Enjoy it man. Btw, St.James is the big girdery thing near the Metro station

9 minutes- not bad, not too shabby at all

Can we have one of J69's cock?

Bang?! Why don't they just call it gobble or titfuck? Because that would be vulgar, and delicate flowers like me would get upset. I must admit, the name is shite, but I didn't buy it to listen to it's name. Smells great.

I'm into this at the moment. Proper bloke smelling stuff.

Says "for Homs" on the bottle. Mincer.

9. Hair with Dandruff?

Hmm, 1. Arthur Scargill 5. Electric razor? 11. Salt and pepper? Not seen them before, I'm just the shizzle

Buddha is alive and well and on toontastic! And wearing Vulva aftershave?

1. Shredded Wheat? 2. A lighter 3. Velcro 4.guitar string? 5.razor 6.needle 7.cotton bud? 8.edge of a stamp 9. Blind bambi - no idea 10. Dentists brush? 11. Coffee and sugar grains?