Monkeys Fist

Good spot.

The audience in the second one You can see them thinking " oh no , nenene no no!"

I've made it from scratch once; Since then-

Happy Birthday Pappy

is that "above average"? Get the Volvic

Surprised our other young, up and coming striker isn't in with a shout. Laydeez and Genlmun, I give you;

Take it you made the pastry from scratch? Fucking mentalist!

"Welcome to my Taxi…… no ….wait…… don't run away!"

Also, with our tight arsed owner, we're more likely to end up with Lambert &Butler. Snide of course.

Looks sound that shop JawD.

Bastard!

Missed the poin tbh or chose too. Jumped straight in without giving it any finer thought tbh.

The Tit Maiden's Chocolate Guiness Cake and Chocolate Cheesecake are getting done for Christmas. Fantastic

Re. Roasting veg CT. I'm guessing you like potato wedges etc? Make your own, they are really easy. Cut your spuds into wedges Put them in a bowl Add your herbs/spices Add some oil, enough to coat them , just Then bung em in the oven. Rosemary,thyme and sage all roast well. Garlic is beautiful roasted too- leave the cloves whole, and don't peel it. The flesh pops straight out when it's done and is beautifully mild and mellow.

*Chinese accent* "They Rubbery!"

Salty and Sweet Yum. New Years Eve will be seeing these

Oddly enough Meenz, tonights tea was bangers and mash made with these beauties They are a lot better than they sound. Nice with a bit exotic roast veg too I'd imagine.

Do you think Radio 2 will ask them not to swear

Chardonay carrots? Honey roast vegetables? CT's next revelation- meat, it's edible.

Translated- CT has had a hard-on for Lua Lua for ages. Now that Ashleys puppet has a remote chance of bringing him back, his knob end is glistening at the thought. Meanwhile, the Argentine international can fuck off. And don't presume that because I post on here in a generally flippant manner that I can't see the ramifications of pursuing lower league players. Having given it some "finer" thought, I have concluded that Perch, Routledge etc aren't up to it.

Where are you from ASM? Had always assumed you were lurcal...? There's going to be hell on now it's known that you're OOT. Have you tried here ASM?

Honestly CT, you finding Pardew's confessing he'll have to trawl the lower leagues as a good thing amazes me. It's Holocaust Memorial next month, I can just picture it; " The holocaust wasn't all bad. It kept the tattoo artists in jobs, and all the survivors looked soo much better for having shed a pound or two. "

Baileys Taboo or Special Brew?

Many excellent musicians have more than a hint of twat in their personality. So what, I don't listen to their personality. Morrisey and Marr made some era defining music. End of.

My heart sinks.