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Monkeys Fist

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  1. McDonalds style though; This is what's on the packing crates smuggled over; This is what's inside
  2. The Black Door at the Biscuit Factory. ( just over the railway from the Tanners) Excellent. Is that where Barn Again (or its successor) is/was? Loved that place when it was up by the ground, though I realise that's going back a bit now. That rings a bell tbh. Barn Again was the mutts nuts. Edit; Aye, it's where Barn Again was.
  3. They have conveyor belts which transport the baby veals direct from minge to mincer. Bastards.
  4. Lies I heard McDonalds bred chickens that laid tubular eggs but their arseholes where so large that their guts fell out. Bastards.
  5. The Black Door at the Biscuit Factory. ( just over the railway from the Tanners) Excellent.
  6. The banner It's there. It's always there.
  7. Bollocks , quoted the wrong parky bit. Meant the Italy bit obv.
  8. How bizarre, me too. I changed it to the alps, but there's bits of Italy in the alps.
  9. Thatcher dead and buried, Liverpool in freefall, and a major natural event/ disaster in the Alps ( avalanche,landslide, dam burst type thing).
  10. He also signed a lot of crap as well. The best signings he made was Alonso, Mascherano and Torres. All didn't need scouting people who like football knew about them. If I was a scout I'll be watching players from lower divisions all over the world. You get them players on the cheap. Thirty-five, forty, forty-five, fifty, sixty thousand. It's gonna be a good summer.
  11. in the banner you daft bugger.
  12. Shola may have moved slow, but it was only because Shola didn't have to move for anybody.
  13. Daniel, your patter stinks. You only came back here to gloat over what you thought was going to be a pasting on Saturday. That didn't happen. Why not do the right thing, fuck off back to your call centre and google "Old men wanking"? No-one can be bothered with you here.
  14. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-12264569 Not suggesting anything in any way, but it would send them into meltdown if done in B&W
  15. Hooooooo, Incendiary that one, RTG will be full of moral indignation
  16. I can feel something inside me saying I really don't think am strong enough nooooooooo.................... Anyway fuck off Danny B oh what can it mean to a........ It's in his kiss Innit?
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