Monkeys Fist

My work here is done. I'm off to my nice, comfy bed. Nite

Dare I? Ah bollocks. What's a knig?

Was that whilst you were banging his sister in the ear?

"Eayah, ewah Niall, what's the weather dae-ing?" "Just a bit reindeer"

How did he know, hmm?

Not as tired as you'll be after a few nights on the airbed. Ooof!

...yeah dude! sounds f$#%'in mint. gotta love it when you stop thinking and just react, pure movement. nice! Aye, the climbing was canny too!

*proles* Standards are slipping in the Elite.

Fish clearly angling for an invite over Christmas btw:wink: Sure Leazes said he takes in waifs and strays.

You'll burst the fucker. Nailed on. Either that or he'll bounce and it'll be a new ceiling. One strong fart and his teeth'll be rattling like an Eskimo on whizz.

Mmmmm..... Yer Damned right. Outstanding tits. So you crashing on her sofa for New Year's eve then? I wasn't going to say out, her being a pal of yours and that, but since you have FUCKING BANGALANGADINGDONG!! I honestly hadn't even thought about that. Until now. she's got family round. It was a longshot like Do it!! Then PM me the pics.

Bit of a Zappa fan here, heard some of his stuff, but by no means all. True renegade, artist, mentalist. RIP

A perfect day from my past was when I was working in Wales. Spent the day teaching the nicest kids in the world how to climb on Idwal Slabs in glorious sunshine, with excellent colleagues ( one of which was my then squeeze). Got back to the bunkhouse, and the teachers leading the group announced they were taking the kids out, so we had the night off. My gaffer chucked a bag full of climbing gear at me and took me and Jo, said lass, off to Dinas Cromlech. This is a crag made famous by my climbing hero, Don Whillans. His best route , Cenotaph Corner, is on this crag and the gaffer led us up the valley side to the bottom of it. It's graded Extreme (E1), and having never done an Extreme , I expected the boss to lead the route, with me following. He gave me the rope and said " Of you go, time to see what you're made of" I was shitting it, but also buzzing as this was a route I'd always dreamed of doing. The conditions were perfect- dry, warm rock, an empty route, no wind. I did the route, here's a pic of it , which was mind blowing. It had a tricky start, eased up slightly in middle, but the last 20ft were the most difficult, with a slight overhang to get past It was better than I'd imagined, I was climbing better than I'd ever done before, everything just flowed. Got back down, the boss dropped me and Jo at the Pen Y Gwryd Inn, and then later Jo proved she was filthier than the Tyne in 1970. That day pushed my confidence through the roof ( I was 19 at the time) and ultimately led to my working abroad and where I am today.

Yes please

Comes in sizes XS to FUCKWIT.

Mmmmm..... Yer Damned right. Outstanding tits. So you crashing on her sofa for New Year's eve then? I wasn't going to say out, her being a pal of yours and that, but since you have FUCKING BANGALANGADINGDONG!!

didn't monkeyfist's avatar have bare tits bouncing all over it for months? Not just any tits man, they were Salmas tits.

People always pick on the smart lad in class, the visionary, the ones who are head of their time, the ones who always get the girls, the modest ones. Shame you didnt get to see it , this is what it looked like Just looks like you've photographed the effects of a window-directed fart after a dogging session CT. What beautiful mind pictures you paint Fish Everything I do, is driven by you! Brian thanks you

Was he running around, pointing at the waiters, then falling over dramatically?

Good points Barton7, but the Alex in me must point out we had 3 Gerodies ( Mick's spelling) in that game. Carroll Saylor Sherla.

People always pick on the smart lad in class, the visionary, the ones who are head of their time, the ones who always get the girls, the modest ones. Shame you didnt get to see it , this is what it looked like Just looks like you've photographed the effects of a window-directed fart after a dogging session CT. What beautiful mind pictures you paint Fish

Best manager in CT's lifetime.

Porud to be a Gerodie. Did you just get your Giro Toughguy, buy some time at tinterweb café?

And another chicken foetus dies…

Do the Rolling Stones beat a Prime Minister? Keith Richard and Bill Wyman had tea at my Grandads in Longbenton in 1964(ish). Wyman was trying to get amongst my Aunty apparently. I almost tripped over Carole Decker out of T'Pau in a motorway services. She's tiny. Had beers with Brian Johnson (AC/DC) - top bloke.