Monkeys Fist

Guess who this baldy, Ginger sexpot is Gemmill ?

Very close to where I used to live! I know….

Low blow. had been contemplating taking him off ignore too. Just give him the wrong DNA test results. It'll finish him.

You sexy green haired bugger! ©toughguymick

Low blow.

32 Joicey Road, Low Fell. The house on the left?

Handsome fucker! Who's that guy next to you in the Beige(!) suit though?

Good spot! Jedi perving that like, Obi Wanki Knobi.

Some of us had your pic sellotaped to our bedroom walls already It's stuck on my wall, but not with Sellotape.

Will you hand me a towel, Toughguy? Ah, I like that. I like Toughguy. Toughguy is much better than mongoloid.

Bag, cat and all that....... Photoshops will be whizzing as we speak. CT- hat Stokoe- hat Hmmm?

Definately a Ginger tinge hiding under that panama! And fair play CT.

Who's motorcycle is this?

Must've got it shot for being too slow delivering the drinks. Hey, Toughguy, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head.

Wahey! The man from Del Boldon- He say yes!

Is your ankle still knacked Toughguy?

Fish, you're just a Trololo tease.

Goodfellas is just starting on ITV4 Toughguy, are you watching it? How many times did you say you'd seen it?

Broom cupboard. She can just get straight on with the cleaning after the game.

are you from Toxteth? You know, we always called each other good scallys. Like you said to, uh, somebody, :You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good scally. He's one of us. You understand? We were good scallys. Wiseguys. But Fish and I could never be made because we had Geordie blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was from Sefton. To become a member of a crew you've got to be one hundred per cent Scouse so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you. It also means you could fuck around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a scally. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything. As far as Fish was concerned with Toughguymick being made, it was like we were all being made. We would now have one of our own as a scally.

What am I? A schmuck on wheels?

Trolololo!! I swear, an animated Stokeolololo and I might just die. If I could , I would've. @yourservice? Please?