Monkeys Fist
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Its not the man were taking the piss out of. It the dire statue. Oh I know that but lets face it, it didnt really need to go the peado route (as funny as it has been). And you know a few of the more delicate flowers on here wold be going barmy if roles were reversed. Just saying like. Why don't you start a thread and see how it goes?
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His stumps must've been a blur when he ran- 10 strides a second them midget pegs. Just read the link, I hope that's not the replacement statue !
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Emotional hedging, I know guys who do that. I just avoid betting on spurs like the plague. I was in the bricklayers after the five one and some guy had the correct score and first scorer. He was buying drinks like they were going out of fashion. *Danny B* God knows how much he must have one. Just doing what you asked mate
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You are fucking kidding me HF? Is that supposed to be SBR? Where the hell is that monstrosity? Looks like a bouffant Ernie Wise ffs
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Andy Gray sacked by Sky over sexism row
Monkeys Fist replied to Monroe Transfer's topic in Newcastle Forum
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We'd have to have a paedoesque statue of him first.
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
Just weighed myself today. 14st 1lb. Skinny for me. -
Some aussie sent it to me on youtube. And you claim to be a comedy writer?
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hes scouse man, the social would spot him straight away in a KFC
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5m geordie lottery winner flees spain penniless!
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
How the fuck do you blow £5.5 million on Fosters and Greggs steak bakes? -
Did you get this from a staff memo - "How to deal with non-standard menu requests"?
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The voice of Truth has spoken. As it goes, I agree with Alex. Keep Forster and Krul. Let them scrap over No.1.
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Is that a winky wank? Left handed is known as a "stranger" n'est pas?
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That's a far more useful thing than being a 'hardman'. I can usually spot bother a mile off, and avoid getting caught up in it. Also has a lot to do with where you go out. I go down the Ouseburn and places with a similar vibe. Very few knobs there, so little if any trouble.
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Never lost yet Oddly, my right arm is significantly bigger than my left. Hmmmm
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Not from me mate. Nails me You look proper hard tbh, I reckon you'd be in the top 5 contenders on Toontastic tbh, along with mancmag, Alex and Peasepud. I was taking the piss man. Big hippy at heart.
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I have no current plans of an invasion.
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Given your obvious Viking genes Gemmill, I'd recommend you wear this in daylight hours whilst downunder.
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Vince McMahon meets Giant Haystacks eh? I fear for Vincent.
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Trivia like this makes my day just that little bit brighter
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I have tissues. Daft cunt.
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But did you design it yourself?
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50/1?
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If that's for real I'm off to make a bet now.. Oh look, it's 12-1 http://www.paddypower.com/football/uk-foot...11-1858388.html More bollocks from CT The whispering truth drowns out the roar of ignorance.
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" I speek Eenglish. I learn eet from a boook"