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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Ray Mears would have him. Recon Bruce Parry could take them both Only if Ray didn't eat the fucker first. I'm sure when the director calls 'cut' Ray is handed a KFC bargan bucket - nee way he can have those jowles from seeds and berries Eats his own jizz- full of protien
  2. Ray Mears would have him. Recon Bruce Parry could take them both Only if Ray didn't eat the fucker first.
  3. Happy Birthday Toonraider Xxx
  4. A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
  5. What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken
  6. tbh I hope Fish appreciates the seconds of graft that went into that.
  7. The richer he gets the better for us. It has absolutely no relevance for the well-being of the club tbh. I'd rather see him going bancrupt and to be forced to sell the club. Ofcourse it will. When he bought us he had something like 1.5 billion wealth. Think that then dropped circa 2008 down to about 700 million. Its basic instinct that most of us feel better about spending more when we feel richer / better off, expecially with the world economy gradually picking up (at SD anyway) He said, glancing in the rear view mirror at his increasingly bewildered fare.
  8. tbh Get in you beauty. It's been bugging the shite of me who he looked like in that shot. Dr. Socrates !
  9. Shit player but lovely plumage
  10. For Parky For MancMag Joint pressie for Wacky & Soccermom For Leazes And for Kevin
  11. All seven sites now inundated with car headlights and fuckers stumbling about with LED headtorches. Good work National Trust
  12. Vincent van Gogh is having a pint. Gaugin comes in and says, " Alright Vinny, fancy a beer" Van Gogh-" No thanks, I've got one 'ere"
  13. BBC News: 'Many Gangs Are Using Pitbulls Rather Than Knives'. Eurgh, how hairy must their toast be?
  14. Not saying this is any way related Kevin. The whole family are wrong uns. Terrible waste of life, 24 man, bloody hell. RIP
  15. Fuck's sake.. I dont get it I'm not surprised I he's fibbing. Or is it tibbing
  16. Damn, I knew this would blow my cover.
  17. Capbreton - South of France. He's already walking. For the benefit of Kevin, that's the part of Germany next to Spain. Good news if true Parky.
  18. Monkeys Fist

    Carroll

    Money isn't really the issue here. If we got £20 million or £40 million, we'd see fuck all of it. The issue is the fat fucker in charge will sell when it suits him, not do what's best for NUFC.
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