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Joe Harvey having fags lit for half time Different times.

The fucking image.

Watched Its a wonderful life too many times Newcastle put 5 past Liverpool and everyone gets on with life. Pardew gets some honeymoon cash to spend in January and brings in a few signings that make an immediate impact. Wins continue and we climb the table fighting all the way to the end for that last European spot. Ashleys five year plan is cut short due to a quatar buy out. Pardew turns out to be the next Alex Ferguson and the trophy room is quickly extended to cope with all the silverware. 20 years pass by, success after success. The Sun does a "where are they now" feature and discovers Mike Ashley has ended up sucking cocks for cheap cider. NUST finally by a pub. Jesus man CT. I was taking the piss

Pardew will make 3-4 additions in January, which enhance the squad and guarantee our safety well before seasons end. Our 11th place finish encourages our star players to sign contract extensions , and all is well in the SportsDirect@St.JamesPark stadium. Edit: it appears CT has hacked my account !

Laziest eye. Most interesting head!! WTF?

90 minutes straight of "One Chrissy Hughton" should say all that needs saying.

Never

QFT. Fucking abysmal that you should have to make the point though. If the media are touting any of that bollocks they can fuck off. The Journal says there were serious question marks surrounding Hughton's transfer judgement. The two high profile summer signings were brought to the club by chief scout Graham Carr, not Hughton, and there was a feeling he lacked knowledge and was indecisive in this crucial area. The Times are promoting the same bollocks. Absolutely unbelievable, do these clowns not realise Wenger has over 30 scouts worldwide, do they think fuckin Wenger went to watch Barca U16's for Fabregas? Bit extravagent he was even allowed a scout tbh given that he wasn't allowed a replacement coach. He should have carried out every scouting mission personally. Also love the fact that (as a body of evidence), they'll have arrived at that conclusion with only half the facts. Ie they won't have known which players have been scouted/recommended for him that may have been complete horrors and that he would have rightly rejected. Total fucking pish. I shouldn't let it but it winds me up, because it brain washes the idiotic masses, 80% of people with an interest in football aren't like the likes of me and you, their views mirror the views of the press at large because they are robots, I honestly think 4 in 5 people who claim to like football don't have a clue. Sheeee-raaaah , we want Sheeee-raaaah He was the best defensive striker I've ever seen on telly.

QFT. Fucking abysmal that you should have to make the point though. If the media are touting any of that bollocks they can fuck off. The Journal says there were serious question marks surrounding Hughton’s transfer judgement. The two high profile summer signings were brought to the club by chief scout Graham Carr, not Hughton, and there was a feeling he lacked knowledge and was indecisive in this crucial area. The Times are promoting the same bollocks. Absolutely unbelievable, do these clowns not realise Wenger has over 30 scouts worldwide, do they think fuckin Wenger went to watch Barca U16's for Fabregas? Would have thought Wenger would have been quite keen to watch Barca's U16's.

Canny midfielder

That Levi Roots opened pandoras box, the twat.

Three!!! Don't forget.... We've got pardew and i'll cry if i want to, cry if i want to, cry if i want to you would cry to if it happened to you

Sounds canny. Makes you wonder what all the fuss is about. This springs to mind

Are we getting Stephen king? Shirley?

You'd have to put your top back on.

Tried to FYP. still gibberish.

I started thinking it was Klinsmann for a few minutes there. It must be him, all the evidence points to it being Klinnsmann Car spotted at Newcastle Airport... must be him!

Why yes My dear!

Ironically, just got this in my spambox!

"Hello my Friend!!! I am a professional sportsman, no really!"

You know I always thought Qatar would be a great place for a world cup

I find it amusing you consider that a posibility tbh. Haha you obviously have a short memory from when Hughton was put in charge. Maybe not you personally, but a lot of doubters on here!!!! The doubts over Hughton, myself included,were because he was untried as a manager, an unknown if you like. The doubts over Pardew are the exact opposite. We all know his fucking record. We know what he's like. Hence the doubts.

Happy Trails mate

Facebook him and you can see pagefuls of her little cunt.