Monkeys Fist

Happy Birthday

On it now. Running fine, but the stench. THE STENCH! That's what you get for being a sitter when arse wiping... Aye cos I'm sat on the metro with a load of standers with Rorschach shit patterns in their crevices. You're all bloody Giants. Imagine the stink for midgets like me and Wacky! Need poop snorkels.

Lapin it up!!

:)

Is Trinny the fat pig or the skinny minx? I can never remember. ( or care if I'm honest)

Pitch invasion and bother at Brum v Polished Turds http://m.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/dec/...mp;type=article Edit; PaddockLad clearly a faster typist than me

I was lost at "client" tbh

Class 102:How to take a perfect volley.

Christ on a bike... http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&sour...2,31.63,,1,0.75 Luddites rule!

Strictly need to know basis. Oh for a secret forum!!

Ok Edmund

Cheers Sammy Turns out the fellow in question is a partner in the firm, so your advice will hopefully be very helpful … and clear your inbox man!

Fucking hell, you're full of Christmas cheer aren't you! Misery tits. It's too fucking early to think about Christmas man. Fuck off. "Hear, all ye good people, hear what this brilliant and eloquent speaker has to say!" I love Christmas, but at Christmas.

Drew Barrymore? Nah…

Goat is actually the de facto curry meat. Mutton over here if you're talking West Indian curry tbf. Never lamb in thai green curry though. Dave is quite clearly off his chops. Agreed that is pretty mad. Tastebuds of a chimp I shouldn't wonder. Hoy!!

Tidied Twat Yummy How you serving that?

They all were inspired by…

Did get to keep any tips?

No one wants your shell suits.

Mon!

where you get them? http://www.playmurdermystery.com/ No idea what they're like, 1st on Google

Tidied

Not sure how to get a link on my phone. Look up the junction of Goathland Avenue and Beech Grove ( Benton Estate). The house on the north side of the junction is the one. Go one click down Beech Grove, and look at the gable end of the house to your left ( north).

Well last time I went on the boxing machine Southport fair I broke the machine. Me fists travel more than 150mph. Its like getting hit by a moving car when I let me fists go. Me nicknames toughguymick or one punch(I only need one punch to take people out) He meant your cock.