Monkeys Fist

She was looking mighty fine on Friday I noticed too. All legs and zips this morning- minx!!

Now I know you're a WUM.

Cut benefits, slash social housing funding, raise council housing rent, raise unemployment. Really getting stuck in these fuckers, aren't they? True colours etc etc

Don't push me there tom, you remember what happened on the secret forum when i got into that. but i've already said too much, eh. Finally, the penny drops.

I think Dr. Ken has it right with Mowbray.

Well what do you think Other comrades Well the Other was right The funny thing is, when I first read the post I just automatically read it as "other cunts". Wasn't til I re-read it that I noticed it was OC.

Well what do you think Other comrades

What does OC's stand for in that list Stevie?

What's Lee Clark up to these days?

get out of my ass Flashback to the other night?

I like mine better http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=796588

Strachan has fucked off from the Smogs. Sky.

old cunt You still pulled it though. Every holes a goal and all that. How many balls had previously been banged into this particular onion bag?

Even if you were , you'd have spotted the pointy clown shoes. For that reason wouldn't like to get in a fight with Mancy like. Hurts to even contemplate it. You'd be ok so long as you didn't turn around. Mind if you stood on them, you'd have him like a punchbag

Even if you were , you'd have spotted the pointy clown shoes.

Nah, looks like it was taken from a walkway. Thanks Captain Sensible. Can you just play along for the purposes of a joke? Hissy fit

Nah, looks like it was taken from a walkway. Unless Gejon is a steward!!!!

Strict Dopers. Or better still; "Fuck off you fat cunt."

Carroll;" It was self defence M'Lud. She threatened to pin me down and cock slap me. " Beak; " Release this man"

Fair point. One man's meat etc. I usually settle for a pulse as a minimum requirement.

Borderline? If it came knocking you wouldn't think twice man

Breaking news. Leazes reads a book. Fucking intellectual pansy.

Geordie spider marks his territory.

So, I lived on Benton Lane as a nipper. In line with Four Lane Ends, south of Findus. Do I qualify?

At what point, as you walk along Ashleigh Grove, do you leave Newcastle and enter the badlands ? Btw, Pedro and the Nail are deemed handsome bastards for Longbenton.