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Monkeys Fist

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  1. It's all part of their "not raising expectations" plan. If we buy no-one in January, they can say that we were told in October. If we do get anyone, I think we are meant to feel grateful. Mike Ashley- still fat , still a cunt.
  2. She's known for her generosity to those of diminished stature. 2 or 3 bedrooms?
  3. Alex you should know better than to post something like that on here - the auld boys and the fist will be around asking for here phone number next if you're not careful. Oi! I resemble that remark. Sheep botherer.
  4. Nice one mate. This is not just a job, this is an M&S job.
  5. I agree, minge is a serious business, not to be abused by such frippery. Get a grip lads. ( innuendo set-up right there. ) Here you go;
  6. You'll make Jigsaws Juggernaut all jealous.
  7. What they need is support from a national newspaper. Something like, ooooooh, The Sun.
  8. More inbetweeners clunge And this jammy bastard is banging Wills Mam…
  9. The Dog Botherer? Admitted in his book that he went out to 'do' Haaland, didnt he?
  10. Central Library isn't it. Like the first and third one.
  11. Harper? Can't think of too many keepers that went into management , Zoff and our very own McFaul. Edit; knew Harper had a degree, I didn't realise he's also a qualified ref!
  12. Maybe you should stop watching the X Factor and educate yourself as to what equals actual quality TV programming. It's obviously some old boring "comedy" shite. Tis, to be sure to be sure.
  13. "The Liverpool Way" Whining like a stuck pig?
  14. Your approval is always welcome Ewerk. I would sell my kids for one night with Salma.
  15. Was it the wetherspoons with the huge fish tank behind the bar, or the one with the stuffed lion?
  16. Get out into Derry and suck cocks for cash. With your looks you should be able to charge, oooooooooh , about £1 a go.
  17. I think (like Hughton) he was a RB. Before my time like but both ex-Spurs / RoI too. Apparently also managed India and Nepal. Rispeck Joe.
  18. Do they think they just have to turnip to win?
  19. "Airport"? Go on then… I'm on the stupid pills this week. Edit ; D'oh!!
  20. Souness was a cunt of a player and cunt of manager - so sometimes nothing changes. JFK; "Where's Graeme Souness?" GS; " Here" JFK; "You're a cunt..." Wasn't JFK a defender?
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