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It seems that painter's gravy train has come to an end- http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinbu...ast/7250560.stm In short, they've invented a longer lasting paint.

Whilst running at them, armed with a kebab knife, shouting " Banzaiiiiii for the Shepherds!" ?

Peadophile. You're suggesting Wor Ewerk is sexually attracted to Peas? Get a dictionary Kevin.

Stroking himself?

Former SAS member who took part in the storming of the Iranian Embassy on C4 news questioning the use of 'lethal' grenades in a hostage rescue. He asked why pyro, flash bangs etc weren't used instead.

That's a polite version of what I asked him. The irony is it's a BT building. I did point out it was a Jock that invented them.

Just got mine done. MOT, rear shockers, new tyre , wiper blades and new bulbs. £210. Used them since I was on the taxis. QuickStart Garage Maurice Road Wallsend 0191 295 0636

It is Wacky. Was meant to be a 2 day job. Got today's money out of him, and sorted work for tomorrow so no great loss financially, just bloody annoying.

Aye. The job was right next to a Drug rehab centre. Junkie Central.

Fucking hell! The reason I came over was we had been booked in to do a building in Dundee. Got here and the fuckwit Building manager, to cut a long story short, has changed his mind!! Wasted fucking day!! Baaaaaaastaaaaard!

Oops! Posted this twice. Fingers like pigs tits. Feel free to delete one admins.

Just crossing it. Both road and rail bridges still have the "Wow!" factor. That is all

Just crossing it. Both road and rail bridges still have the "Wow!" factor. That is all

Charge him an extra seat for his teeth?

Explains why he's such an unfunny cunt. For someone who claims to be a comedian, you are seriously wit-free Carla. What's your stage name?

Turn your monitor upside down?

Only in some Sweety

"Moce no Eglnand!"

Has your mam not got a sewing machine?

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Alex you should know better than to post something like that on here - the auld boys and the fist will be around asking for here phone number next if you're not careful. Oi! I resemble that remark. Sheep botherer. Fuck off there fist - struth I'm from 'stralia not Noo Zeelund Oops-My bad. Wombat rapist

Spot on. The club's approach to communication reamains as bizarre and unhelpful as ever. That said the tediously negative knee jerk elsewhere on this thread probably depresses me more. Our manager announces that our depleted and paper thin squad will not be added to in January. What reaction did you expect, street partys?