Monkeys Fist

If the doctor asks your preferred pronouns immediately after examining you, it’s not a good sign.

Me too, and I had both legs amputated at birth.

So, are @Howmanheyman, @thebrokendoll, and @ewerk all meeting up for pre-match pints and a game of hide-and-hide from CT?

Well, it’s a lovely shade of orange so go for it.

It’s the same colour as his suit.

You can only play it if you’re dressed as the Lone Ranger?

One of his shithawk pals showed him this… ” Here, Percy, ya kite is aal awa the web mate” Percy now sucks in his belly when out on car-painting missions

No no no no no. The NE Top Dogs Trophy hasn’t been valid for 7 years at least. It ONLY gets awarded when the Morlocks win it.

Don’t you precede it with pizza? All angles covered I’d say.

Your joke????

How can you tell?

I wonder how many of the Micks are still 1- Alive 2- At liberty 3- Illiterate Unkal must be getting close to his 40s, which is ancient for a mackem.

Also a category on pornhub, so I’m told.

We like to keep it fluid, no labels. aka- haven’t got a scoobie which is which.

Watched the classic ‘96 Manure 5-0 in the Archer. When Albert chipped Schmeicel one of my mates jumped up, fist in the air, which went straight through the ceiling. The gaffer never got it fixed and it was named Albert’s Hole in his honour.

Have you ever considered working for the Diplomacy Service?

It’s bad news for Basic Mick if it’s his turn to wear the family trainers, aye.

It’d be nice if yet another one of our players , Karius, got “Howed” and became a fucking world beater.

As if a mackem could afford sambas.

Time to do your duty @Isegrim Concoct some heinous charges against him until nobody wants him, including his club, we swoop in , then you can dismiss the charges as “without a shred of evidence “. Cheers.

They raffle that seat each game as the Annual Bath Lottery.

I suppose, aye. It’s one of the great things about the FA cup, mind, that being drawn against one of the big boys can help out these little struggling teams with things like ground rent, lift repairs and whatever.

I didn’t think they’d want our tainted blood money?