Monkeys Fist

Oh fuck no- not Schar injured.

Ooh! Miley! Hang on- handball????

The fucking rogue planet finally gets a card.

You feeling ok mate?

Far be it from me to give advice to Ten Pence, but if he wants to give his rag tag bunch of individual tits a great example of teamwork vs ego, he should play them this game back on the FUCKING BUS HOME!

BISMILLAH NO!

@Howmanheyman went to the bogs in Wetherspoons just before kick off and he’s still not back yet.

Do you blame him? He’s celebrating on this tonight

I’d fucking love Miley to get a cheeky goal here.

Is Martial the wife-beater, or is that the other cunt?

Hope not

He has no siblings- he ate them in the womb.

Ooooh ya fucka! Schar!

Here we go! 6-0.

Get in son!

Gloomy, hoverboarding out of the bogs at HT after a nasal slackener …

This is TBD’s 1980’s mantra.

Aye, we really need to be burying our chances against these lesser teams.

Brings to mind Eddie’s pre-match chat following TP’s comments last season.

Joelinton needs to just fuckin’ welly the ball at Maguire’s head and knock it out of orbit- he’ll spin off and crash in to Jupiter.

Ffs! Isak. Corner.

Ooooooh. Close proper semi on here.

I don’t know if our second string making these look like cunts is down to Eddie’s inspired coaching or Ten Pence’s laughable efforts. Then again