Monkeys Fist

LTA’s broadband still on yesterday Anyway. Alons y-en y va!

Currently freezing my nads off near High Spen, but found this local gem. Giddup!

Because she “ had a lovely personality”.

A lass I went to school with actually ended up as Twatt’s librarian

Best coach they’ll have had all season….

Why didn’t she pop in for a pint? Too soon?

Keep at it mate- you’ll get there.

The Jehovahs Witnesses believe/d that only 440,000, (or 44,000 ), souls could get in to Heaven. Once their membership passed that number, they sharp changed it.

I’m surprised Derek hasn’t made an effort to communicate from The Other Side. It’s almost like he was a total charlatan and when you’re dead, you’re done. Also. Fake or not, it cracks me up.

Did someone say “ sausage multiplier”?

“ Hey Kathy! Get tae fuck ye mad owld roaster!” PL’s dad, probably

“ I am Dazzlers Gut. I consist of millions of nerve cells, billions of bacteria, a turd storage area, and provide intuition regarding footballer’s injuries. “

True hell

Thank fuck for that- this dodgy cunt had just awwived in the yard

I did a bit of roadie-ing for a mate who was in a mildly successful Metal band way back when - Tysondog. Absolute shite But it was fun, I think.

Aye. 1999 was 24 years ago. Not many current gaffers, other our fwiend, with a managerial career longer than that.

That’s your taxi queue look.

Wasn’t managing in the PL in the 1990s His first job was PNE in 98 until 02. He is also a totally asexual entity.

I like how they’re arranged in order of height ( and relevance)

Typo?

5-0. Wilson double hat trick.

Would I be cowwect in thinking its a singular list of the alleged wapist?

This one?

How can you dispute it if you didn’t see it with your own eyes? Worth thinking about …