Monkeys Fist

Just watched Only Connect. Coren’s chebs are now creating their own tides.

I would laugh my tits off if they did it. Mrs. F’s sis was married to a lad who was a Blades supporter. Nice enough lad, bit dull, but harmless. When they divorced he turned in to an Uber cunt* of the highest order, even to his own kids, so I’d be texting a to the wanker. * he wanted his kids to get a train to Sheffield on Christmas Eve, then his plan was to put them on a train back home on Boxing Day- didn’t want to drive as he had “things to do” with his new Mrs. Hats off to the kids , who told him to do one.

Why’s that bald gimp got a palm tree in his rucksack?

Aye. I’m fucking dead here…

Any excuse to post it.

I mean, I was reading it one-handed so…

Impressed you didn’t make any typos considering you typed this one-handed.

@Nefilim @Nefilim @Nefilim There.

This bit

So… what you’re saying is… … it’s a conspiracy?

He what? Dish dirt please.

His war books are fantastic- haven’t read them in ages but I may have too again. His description of meeting Harry Secombe for the first time is unreal.

Alreet Ibrahim,

No chance. If she rips a cheeky postern blast*, the backdraft suction is vacuum sealing that rock to her badonkadonk like a limpet. Only way that’s coming off is her puckering the nipsy. * copyright James Joyce.

Oh she’s Absolutely covered up since then.

I think ASM and AG10 must be close in the WLC* stats. * Wor Lass’ Chebs.

He’s lower than most people, the fucking midget.

You damned dirty ape!

Wrong Island mate

@Rebekah ?

All things considered, I can’t see anything but a resounding 0-5. 4 from Hendricks, 3 from Gillespie, who’ll pick up his 50th career clean sheet.

Clone army of Gemmills in the background …

Avanti !

Nice, I think it’s on Disney+ over here. I’m currently slicing my way through the Mongol army in Ghost of Tsushima so this is great timing.