Monkeys Fist

If it goes to trial I really hope he doesn't run his own defence

Or

Fuck off then, Mackem.

Burnley beat Bolton 1-0 Arse v Spuds 1-1. Into extra time. Everton being held 1-1 by mighty Brentford. Mackems lost. 2-1 Wistaaam Kevin has a consolation fiddle.

See edit. Cunt

You're not alone there Kevin. Edit; for clarity, I mean that we are also embarrassed you are a pretend Newcastle fan.

As am I. The game was shown nationally here in Canada where I watched it at Gretzky's (a popular sports bar in downtown Toronto). Ben Arfa (ant Tiote) were everything I would hope they would be. So when he skipped down the middle of the box to score that screamer of a goal, I ripped off my shirt, yelled uncontrollably and rubbed my nipples with shear delight! So you're right, I'll attempt to stay a little more on terra firma until he becomes a little more established. I really hope you're a woman, otherwise that is a mental picture I could do without

Your opinion is noted, and duly binned. RTG might be more your cup of tea.

Spuds equalised, Keane. Mackems losing 2-1. Kevin showing his true colours.

Mackems equalised against Wistaaam 1-1 Arse beating Spuds 1-0 Burnley 1-0 Bolton

I wouldnt do it even for double bubble. I think they'll realise the local opposition though and use either a national company or someone from out of the region. Cunts.

Savour it Kevin- it'll be the one and only time you'll be accused of giving a large portion.

Love that the skinny bloke above the s in " soutient" is hitching his bra strap up

Next time you're up there cleaning the windows be sure to trash them, won't you? Never mix business with displeasure.

As opposed to skeetatch

+ = Seen clunge both good and bad when doing hotels good - self explanatory bad- baggy owld gammons

dude, im 17 and need money to fund the social aspects of life. Kevin I worked for McDonalds at 14 to fund the socials aspects of life, at 17 I was paying more in tax per month than you earn in about 4 months You really shouldn't be having a go at anyone else about their job, you will never earn as much as fist does. I thought you had to be 16 to work... weird that, eh Gejon Facebook profile picture is not of you so it's probably nailed on that you're a meff. Stalker. No you post your fucking stupid pizza competiton on here which has your profiled linked. Stupid? I won a fucking pizza. Where did i once say i have a good job? You're talking balls, you can't work out front either because you would be in public and that is illegal, unless you where hired illegally, you dirty little slave monkey. You're a better man than most. Get fucked you little waste of sperm This is advice, as well as an insult.

It's ok Gejon, I'm a big boy. Stick and stones … Besides, I'd be a hypocrite to winge, having ripped it out of Kevin for his Maccy D's "jab".

To die having never niffed the glorious funk of lady sex. Wake up call my little oirish plum.

I've just let out a little sex wee. Beauty!!

hollands centre half in midfield, osman out right where he's completely fucking useless and distin on the pitch this is why evertonians are losing patients with moyes, as i said in the other thread i simple fucking knob like myself can see whats wrong, why cant a premiership manager? May I take this opportunity Gooser, to ask you to pass on to your fellow Toffees a heartfelt sentiment from Newcastle; Have that with bells on Thankyou.

Board full of rebels without a thread.

Get The Fuck In.

I'm glad Hughton wasn't afraid to play Tiote ahead of Smith. No wonder Smith was keen to get on the field when Lex took his first knock. He must be thinking to himself fucking hell a DM that can play. What the fuck are you on about with Lex and Jello? Lex Steele - big black, oh just google him. Jello B'Afra - guess? Yeah, I'd just call them by their names if I was you. Someone else started it. A big boy? Did he run away after?