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Nah, he just sits in the corner thinking up things to say in a "look at me look at me look at me" kinda way. If no one responds (see this thread) he changes his stance and tries again. Ok Dad, I'll try

Stan Collymore. Shhhh Keep taking the lithium.

Kevin is a Mackem too btw. He thinks we haven't sussed him yet

Thankfully he's been solid so far, not a mistake in sight, Bruce seems to have been a revelation for the lad, under Bruce he's cut out most of his errors. Can only think of one major error in the last few years, when he went to clear it, missed the ball and they scored, at the D.W against Man City iirc. Well, if that's true, you've got a cracking player. Now, if he learns to keep his black mamba in it's cage, he'll be useful.

Hasn't been proved he's done anything yet. (and I don't think he has tbh) What's your view on him anyway, as a footballer, not a potential rapist? He's been outstanding for us so far, MOTM in every game for me. You just knew it was going too well. Had all the tools physically to be a top class centre half. Then there's his concentration. I wonder about him mentally; if you keep making the same mistake or putting yourself in the same situation, it usually means you're a bit thick. Aye, has all the makings of a great centre half. Unfortunately, he's just too thick to use them. You'll see, give it time. So, your lot will finish where, and why? Our lot lot will finish where, and why?

Happy with Bruce? More importantly,who's the sexy bint in your avatar?

Alright mate. Aye, stick with Gemmill, he is the Daddy. Sooooo, now you've got a rapist in the squad , welcome to the big league.

Darth Shola!!

"I'll just stroke this with the outside of me boot it'll be dead classy - oh shit" Shit. Anelka. The Farce is strong in this one , Parky

A Mackem rapes 1 person. The Geordies rape 11. I know , sorry.

The entire squad are a pack of wankers. Please.

Ahh 2-1 to us then. Fucking hell Help lads.

Right boys. I'm in Sheffield, no Pc , phone only. I take it we are 1-1. Updates appreciated.

Needs someone to shove the mobile phone up their arse tbh iPhone 4 would smart. Sharper edges. Aye, prob need a bumper

This is fucking ridiculous. Ouseburn is one the only places left in Newcastle with decent small venues for acts to play. If posh cunts buy flats down there, it should be on the understanding that they won't get any kip before 3am. Furious tbh.

Needs someone to shove the mobile phone up their arse tbh iPhone 4 would smart. Sharper edges.

If it goes to trial I really hope he doesn't run his own defence

Or

Fuck off then, Mackem.

Burnley beat Bolton 1-0 Arse v Spuds 1-1. Into extra time. Everton being held 1-1 by mighty Brentford. Mackems lost. 2-1 Wistaaam Kevin has a consolation fiddle.

See edit. Cunt

You're not alone there Kevin. Edit; for clarity, I mean that we are also embarrassed you are a pretend Newcastle fan.