Monkeys Fist

http://www.true-faith.co.uk/tf/features.ns...00?OpenDocument Class! I'll give that an hour before one of their lurkers has posted a link to it on SMB. Not obsessed though

Love this one Using the death of Sir Bobby to have a cheap dig- oozes class that

The law's an ass, I can't even refer to my own child as my 'disabled son'. Seems the correct term is 'daughter'.

The thread on SMB about Agent Doubtfire's "classless" remark is currently running at 37 pages. Some of the inbreeds actually accuse us of being obsessed with them in this very thread! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.ph...487&page=37

Btw, what is their case? Money, cuts, hours?

It's not the best way to engender public support for their case.

Alex?

Soooo, after my leisurely lunch at the Tyne, I got home around 2pm. Played with the kids for a bit, then Mrs. Fist said "Why don't you go and have a soak in the bath". Result. 20 minutes into the bath I hear Wifey on the phone to her sisters, inviting them round for a firework party - in 2 hours. Cue a mad dash, with 3yr old and 5 month son , to buy fireworks, party food and booze. £200 lighter I'm now sitting halfway pissed having scared the shit of the neighbourhood cats and both Chimplets. Women!!!!

Like a pint of ale that post Bitter start , with a sweet finish.

:icon_lol: I doff my cap to thee ,sir.

Mmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmm Crash Test Dummies

Name and shame the cunts, Stevie!!! 90% of the people with two vowels in their screen names on this thread. All Leazes does is stick up for Shepherd and has a few nationalist leanings. I agree I get sick of reading the same wank off everyone, same cycle every day, when you all know if you stood in a pub together you'd be cuddling each other and saying what good crack yous are. I'm a fine one to talk about maturity levels because I wind people up sometimes and I know which buttons to press, but fuck it no more, you'll be shocked to learn I actually PM'd two people today to apologise about all the times I've deliberately got on their tits, I got a lovely response back off one of them, but yous all need to fucking grow up. Howay man Stevie, it's just banter. Leazes, after all's said and done, has got thicker skin than a concrete bunker and is as unshakable in his beliefs as a suicide bomber. I think he can take a bit of ribbing. That last bit is pure poetry And Stevie man, it's called taking the piss, pipe down

Up to 61 pages. Fuck me , the knives are out.

Probably wasn't , for too long

Maybe that's their game- the food is actually rank, but they force you to get Cobra'd up so it seems fine. Devious bastards!

Is the service in there still terrible btw? Stopped going except for takeaways. Even if it's half full you still wait ages whilst they're sending out the takeaways like billy-o. Bad show, all boy iyam. I put it down to teething problems at first but after it happened about 3 or 4 times it was taking the proverbial. Shame as the food is spot on. Last time I went, it wasn't bad once you got to your table. Getting there was a bit of a chore though. Food is cracking mind.

Bet that went down like a shite in a pool So, lunch; And a veggie curry. Going for a "sitty doon" at Forest Hall Indians tomorrow too. Baboons arse on Sunday

Had a "quiet" mornings graft. Now off to the Tyne for lunch. Love Fridays

Weegie wasn't he?

I'm loving it

I agree with the concensus. You should reinstate that, Fish. What's the worst that can happen.

First shit on the carpet and they're in the wheelie bin though.

If he does, £20 says it's not black.

It's fucking vicious