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Asda Stretch Jeans. Credibilty killers. Fuck off, I'm trying to watch the game Tetchy! Waistband pinching?

C'mon Custard!

Asda Stretch Jeans. Credibilty killers.

Cheeky basser. Mine is all 100% prime Geordie muscle. Can't speak for Mr. Sitty Doon Part-time Taxi Tree like, but I bet his troosers are bigger than 34' waist. *I sound like a bloody woman defending my lard honour here * Depends if we're including Asdas stretch jeans Asda Tubby Pants Have a word with yourself Versace!

Welcome back petal Wow, been through the mixer there! Hope you're on the mend, were you well enough to appreciate our humiliation of our six fingered neighbours?

Cheeky basser. Mine is all 100% prime Geordie muscle. Can't speak for Mr. Sitty Doon Part-time Taxi Tree like, but I bet his troosers are bigger than 34' waist. *I sound like a bloody woman defending my lard honour here *

I've seen the above mentioned plans, or a version of them. They included retail units under the extended Gallowgate, which would extend over the road into the Metro. Can't see it happening under Fatboy, besides, could anyone bear to sit in the "Ashley" stand?

Ok. Yer 1inch taller than me fat tubby bastard.

has he not just taken the beating and fucked off?

5'8". 13 Stone 12.........Yer short fat tubby bastard Today 14 stone 2 Yer short fat tubby bastard

Pirate Toast- inspired

Why did Diana cross the road? Momentum sorry

If you are talking about the Monty hall Problem you are wrong - you should always switch doors Yes, because the other of the 2 remaining doors now has a 66% chance. Not sure where I said otherwise. Read carefully. EDIT: The question at the end is not "should you switch?" It's unrelated. Sorry - lazy reading The Electorate won't like it! Ask Gordon Brown

Mine chews like a bastard too.....

Get down Carr!! Thought about calling him Syndrome at first.

I know,some daft bastard named their daughter Quinn!! Poor lass

Get down Carr!!

After reading this gem on SMB , I wonder if anyone has named their sprogs similarly, or are themselves named after a player? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=539396 Incidently, my 5 month old son is called Sam, but that is in no way connected to the Fat Headed one.

Biased board? Imagine.

In Fop's absence , I feel duty bound to post;

Ray , how do you fancy a spell up north?

I know, some hardman if you're backing off from Franny Lee, if you're that hard he should have been flat out on the deck! Don't mess with us midgets

Agree with this. These sort of things are never going to result in injuries, whereas the real heinous crimes like De Jong on Ben Arfa see the FA sit on their hands. This is what boils my piss. It'll be interesting at the end of the season to tally up the injuries caused to other players by De Jong, that cunt from Stoke, and Barton. I'm willing to bet Barton will be bottom of the list. Then cross reference it to FA fines. What Barton did last night was cretinous, I'm not defending that in the least. But for fucks sake, if he gets a retro red fir it I'll be volcanic. De Jong didn't even get yellow for snapping Hatem in half did he?

It's ok to elbow and forearm smash the fuck out of Carroll without even a comment from the media, but Barton puts a tickler on Pederson and it's an outrage. It's fucking bollocks is what it is.