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Hiccy Burpday chap

I hope it's not black

Aye. Congrats Dr. Pimp Daddy Gloom has a nice down-to-earth ring to it.

This x 10. Our players always come back from England crocked.

Asda Stretch Jeans. Credibilty killers. Fuck off, I'm trying to watch the game Tetchy! Waistband pinching?

C'mon Custard!

Asda Stretch Jeans. Credibilty killers.

Cheeky basser. Mine is all 100% prime Geordie muscle. Can't speak for Mr. Sitty Doon Part-time Taxi Tree like, but I bet his troosers are bigger than 34' waist. *I sound like a bloody woman defending my lard honour here * Depends if we're including Asdas stretch jeans Asda Tubby Pants Have a word with yourself Versace!

Welcome back petal Wow, been through the mixer there! Hope you're on the mend, were you well enough to appreciate our humiliation of our six fingered neighbours?

Cheeky basser. Mine is all 100% prime Geordie muscle. Can't speak for Mr. Sitty Doon Part-time Taxi Tree like, but I bet his troosers are bigger than 34' waist. *I sound like a bloody woman defending my lard honour here *

I've seen the above mentioned plans, or a version of them. They included retail units under the extended Gallowgate, which would extend over the road into the Metro. Can't see it happening under Fatboy, besides, could anyone bear to sit in the "Ashley" stand?

Ok. Yer 1inch taller than me fat tubby bastard.

has he not just taken the beating and fucked off?

5'8". 13 Stone 12.........Yer short fat tubby bastard Today 14 stone 2 Yer short fat tubby bastard

Pirate Toast- inspired

Why did Diana cross the road? Momentum sorry

If you are talking about the Monty hall Problem you are wrong - you should always switch doors Yes, because the other of the 2 remaining doors now has a 66% chance. Not sure where I said otherwise. Read carefully. EDIT: The question at the end is not "should you switch?" It's unrelated. Sorry - lazy reading The Electorate won't like it! Ask Gordon Brown

Mine chews like a bastard too.....

Get down Carr!! Thought about calling him Syndrome at first.

I know,some daft bastard named their daughter Quinn!! Poor lass

Get down Carr!!

After reading this gem on SMB , I wonder if anyone has named their sprogs similarly, or are themselves named after a player? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=539396 Incidently, my 5 month old son is called Sam, but that is in no way connected to the Fat Headed one.

Biased board? Imagine.

In Fop's absence , I feel duty bound to post;