Monkeys Fist

"Shit, I forgot to send Leazes a card!"

That, and the fact you'd kick Kate McCann's back doors in.

Happy Birthday you old dodderer Or;Kul 'am wa antum bekheir

Didn't really mean you personally like, just seems the general consensus in this thread. Strange surge of confidence from you lot. Don't see why we shouldnt be confident, we're at home and you've failed to beat Liverpool,Wigan,West Ham (you were at home too, theyre fuckin shit mate ) and Blackburn. Yes youve had some decent results too. But fuck all to be scared of to be honest. I'll be gutted if we don't win. The thing about Sunderland too is they don't really create many chances, we do, well we certainly have done away. I can't even look at the game from a Sunderland perspective, when I do I imagine myself eating potnoodles and drinking cans of ace sitting in my we beat the scum 2-1 t shirt, next door are shouting and it sounds like a woman's being hit, there's a bairn crying, and a blokes shouting at her for not paying the rent, back in the sitting room watching videos of the good old days of Sewpa Kev scoring against Chelsea when they were 4-0 up at half time. Even then if I was a mackem I'd still be nervous, I don't know where their arrogance about this game comes from. In the grand scheme of things they've beaten us four times in thirty year home and away, why the fuck should we not expect to win? As I said earlier, they're Sunderland, we're the toon. Carrol doing the rounds?

So hard he posted it twice.

Estadio da Luz. Oh the delicious irony.

They wouldn't be allowed to hoy in as much MSG as your local Rinkys will.

Unless you're a bamp, and go to Bulgaria

1st rule of Ignore club; do not talk about "The Ignored"

What's the difference between Maddie and Paris Hilton? Paris' sex tape is rubbish.

Geordie Ski Jacket

Mug some old git. Cheaper and way more fun.

I'd be upset if I wasn't off my face on gluhwein.

Di Canio. Has a cock? Sorry, read that as was

That Chuckle brothers is.…disturbing.

Except when its hidden up your hoop

FYP What happened to no press releases from that lot btw?

Sky + 'd it 8 rolls Sponsored by Greggs

Barton acting the Twat again

Nah Might just get them fired up, as if they should need it.

Why did nobody tell me this was happening? We should make a club Gemmill is our leader Gemmill is our leader

Why did nobody tell me this was happening? Sorry mate. We all had you on ignore

"It rubs the lotion in it's skin!" This place is 100% better since I hit the button

Can't watch this. You just fucking know Carroll is going to get injured in the 89th minute.