Monkeys Fist

You forgot Joey Belated beeday greets Sammy. Joey can get to fuck though.

Aye. Did it come up on the screen " Tuppence Ha'penny , but Dave's doing alright"

Aye it was Des apologies. Leeds Boy Sniffer, you on about how much money he's made, it says in the piece in 2007 he went bankrupt. Poor cunt. Couldn't even buy a goal then?

Depends if it breaks off before its fully out, ya'mean? No, that's Shiteus Interruptus.

Happy Wankday Laz. Have a good one Hoppy Birthday

Multi-wipe or clean nip?

RIP.

Fucking hell, I lived on coffee and spliff for 2 decades. *digs out teapot*

No, get a 2 cupper.

Oi! ey ey

I bet nobody in the whole world thinks you're one though. :icon_lol: Asprilla calls J69 a "nobody" Fighting talk I'm with Stevie on this one.

True, the rest are "mere" or "water".

Tits oot? Unfortunately not but plenty of that Jolie brooding that quite frankly is all you need from her Tits would have got it a 9 (directors take note) Meh… Want tits

Sniffs mate, take it from me there is no comparison. Bafra is simply the most gifted of the three musketeers at Clairfontayne: Benzema, Nasri and Bafra. It is like a dream to me that he will wear our shirt. I think it will only take 5 games for you to see what I mean. Use the force Luke. P. Ok obi wan, in view of that little gem of wisdom (source?) why didnt Wenger make a bid for him at any point in the last 4 years or so? and is it Bafra to his friends or is that just what he's been christened on't'internet? I don't propose to know the mind of Wenger, sorry. But I'd hazzard a guess that he thinks Nasri is a more composed hard working player, with nearly the same skills. Wenger has said good things about a whole bunch of French players, but that doesn't mean he has to go out and buy every one of them or there is something wrong. Psychologically, Nasri is ahead of the three and really gets on with it although allegedly is a pain in the arse as well, but hasn't the forte for histrionics a la Bafra. Wenger has also failed to buy a proper keeper for how long is it now? And another thing, VP isn't the answer to tight games like Drogba, Berb or Tevez are. The thing is, regardless of how talented he is (and its plain that'll be "very") you seem to be overlooking what we do know about him.....he's broke his contract at two clubs by just walking out and he's so pleased to be playing in front of us at SJP he' signed for the whole of this season......sorry to piss on your parade but I'm with sniffer on this....he's trouble and is using us as a stepping stone...probably to fuckin Arsenal Prozac? Denial isn't a river in Africa old son I hope he's better than Cruyff,plays for us until he's 40 and lives in a flat above a shop in fuckin Benwell but its all highly unlikely Last year I lost 70% of my business, my family (back together now) and was in psychotherapy for 4 months back in England. What it taught me was to appreciate the little things in life when they come along. Wacky tbf FYP

Fucking Hell Tom! You evil swine

Tits oot?

Granted Kevin, the blonde is an aberration for sunderland. The bushpig on the left in the away rag is more usual.

It went on a rampage on Monday. Curiously, kept running into the Walls of the farm buildings Couldn't hit a barn door…

That's the badger!!! Top work, Pud! That Kilcline pic at Roker had me looking for his O'Brien one, but it's arranged by home stadium. So I looked at his Sunderland page: http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...nderland/2/1039 Nice one. How fucking pathetic is this one BTW? Goes to show what really matters to those bunch of utter cunts down the road... http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...wcastle/1/8594/ Her behind that twat in the England top. It's a Mackem - it'll have 6 fingers and a cock.

Nobody had those in the mid-80's tbh. Bet it was like Howards Way round at your house though. His Mam got it out of the Green Shield Stamp catalogue They really are a piece of piss to use though Gemmill.

Do I detect a soupçon of sarcasm? Sooooo, they're idiotproof, hence why I like it. There's a little line in the bottom bit to tell you how much water to put in. The coffee section- stop when it's full. It's ready when the top bit is full. The only part I struggle with is transferring the delicious coffee from the percolator to the cup, and thereafter to my mouth, but that's because I am a raging Alchy and shake worse than Micheal J Fox dropping his jizz

I'd line up the same and would look to rotate Jonas, Arfa and Routledge throughout the game similar to how Villa did with Young, Milner and Downing. I like the look of this. Only tweaks I'd make would be to bring Ranger on for Routledge after about 60 minutes of tearing my hair out.

So do I. Doesn't make me a PL quality striker either.

He was linked with Stoke yesterday - my usual nasty reaction was "bigger, better things eh Jermaine?" He won't like Stoke. Fucking Goldfish bowl up there.