Monkeys Fist

You gotta go? you gotta go!

It makes no difference to me what a man does for a living. Understand?

Most sensible thing you've ever posted. Still waiting for the beans. " Fish is Innocent!!"

I have a sentimental weakness for my children, and I spoil them as you can see.. They talk when they should be listening.

Done

Look how they massacred my boy Kevin!

And the band.

Get rid of the girls, Kevin.

Kevin, you're my younger brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever

Go easy Fish Kevin is a Good Friend of Ours.

So what are we talking about then Kev baby? Spill the beans

 I see no picture. Oh and I didn't send Kev a pm. Twas a lecter mask smilie. Jame Gumb would have approved. ( and I know you wouldn't spoil the fun with a PM )

Kevin totally "whooshed" by the Mario Puzo reference Fish. He's only a nipper tho.

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Then you didn't spell it correctly. y'see there's no "b" in economics. sometimes, my comedy is a bit of a high wire act Oh. Just send me a pm. just click this link Clicky or here Speculating. My best guess is videos of The Fish making ecstatic poses in his briefs with T.Rex in the background. Right here is where this thread hits surreal territory. And Fish, Disraeli? Sublime The Fish loves to Boogie. Likes a bit of Hot Love Anyway , here you go Kevin Linky

Two films I love. Would Paris Texas be as good without the Ry Cooder soundtrack??

Then you didn't spell it correctly. y'see there's no "b" in economics. sometimes, my comedy is a bit of a high wire act Oh. Just send me a pm. just click this link Clicky or here Speculating. My best guess is videos of The Fish making ecstatic poses in his briefs with T.Rex in the background. Right here is where this thread hits surreal territory. And Fish, Disraeli? Sublime

That's pretty good for you Kevin.

I miss my wife an awful lot. Mind , when I do connect she's out for the count.

No

Hello, is this the Police?" "Yes. How can we help?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Lazarus! He is hiding filthy porn inside his firewood pile." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the police raid Laz's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they spend hours chopping open every piece of wood, but find no porn. They swore at Laz and left... The phone rings at Laz's house:"Hi, Laz! Did the police come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Mate"

See, that's the best bit- according to "he who cannot be named", per capita they have had far and away the most money so far. Anyway, let's wait and see. I'll piss myself if it comes off.

Tom has the goods. Nite chaps!

I heard something very interesting today about sunderland- the town not the team. I can't post it as it's not public yet, but it's a prime example of the size of chip they carry on both shoulders, even to the highest levels of local government. Anybody interested PM me ( however, it's my wedding anniversary tonight, so I'll pass it on to the first person, then they'll have to pass it on after that. )

They've all got that little bit of Hitler in them as far as I'm concerned. Too orderly for my liking. Mrs P's tidyness drives me up the wall. Even at w/e we always have 'to be doing something'. She's always fukin arranging things for Sun morning with ParkyJnr, so I look like a cunt cause I refusre to get out of bed at 7.00 (ON A SUNDAY!!!!). She arranges and re-arranges things on my desk, she never seems tired or just able to relax, she doesn't understand anything about the world on any meaningful level, she watches Twilight (that vampire thing) and raves about it. I saw her cleaning her macpro screen with special computer screenwipes the other day (that's just fuking anal!!). Germans are shit. Bugger me, Mrs. Fist is an Eric!! What I love about this place is that a thread that starts about some dodgy German and racial stereotyping ends up on dirty knickers slot machines in Japan Gold?