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Monkeys Fist

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  1. I got a business to run. I gotta kick asses sometimes to make it run right. We had a little argument, Freddy and me, so I had to straighten him out. If you had come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined this thread would be suffering thus very day. Capiche? You're not a wartime Consigliari, Fist. Things could get rough with the move we're making. Whatya gonna do? Nice college boy, eh? Don't wanna get mixed up in the family business? Now you wanna gun down a McDonalds burger flipper because he slapped you in the face a little bit, huh? Whataya think this is, the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away? You gotta get up close like this... badaBING! You blow their brains all over your nice Dolce & Gabbana suit. C'mere... you're taking this very personal."
  2. I got a business to run. I gotta kick asses sometimes to make it run right. We had a little argument, Freddy and me, so I had to straighten him out. If you had come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined this thread would be suffering thus very day. Capiche?
  3. You gotta go? you gotta go!
  4. It makes no difference to me what a man does for a living. Understand?
  5. Most sensible thing you've ever posted. Still waiting for the beans. " Fish is Innocent!!"
  6. I have a sentimental weakness for my children, and I spoil them as you can see.. They talk when they should be listening.
  7. Look how they massacred my boy Kevin!
  8. Get rid of the girls, Kevin.
  9. Kevin, you're my younger brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever
  10. Go easy Fish Kevin is a Good Friend of Ours.
  11. So what are we talking about then Kev baby? Spill the beans
  12.  I see no picture. Oh and I didn't send Kev a pm. Twas a lecter mask smilie. Jame Gumb would have approved. ( and I know you wouldn't spoil the fun with a PM )
  13. Kevin totally "whooshed" by the Mario Puzo reference Fish. He's only a nipper tho.
  14. Then you didn't spell it correctly. y'see there's no "b" in economics. sometimes, my comedy is a bit of a high wire act Oh. Just send me a pm. just click this link Clicky or here Speculating. My best guess is videos of The Fish making ecstatic poses in his briefs with T.Rex in the background. Right here is where this thread hits surreal territory. And Fish, Disraeli? Sublime The Fish loves to Boogie. Likes a bit of Hot Love Anyway , here you go Kevin Linky
  15. Two films I love. Would Paris Texas be as good without the Ry Cooder soundtrack??
  16. Then you didn't spell it correctly. y'see there's no "b" in economics. sometimes, my comedy is a bit of a high wire act Oh. Just send me a pm. just click this link Clicky or here Speculating. My best guess is videos of The Fish making ecstatic poses in his briefs with T.Rex in the background. Right here is where this thread hits surreal territory. And Fish, Disraeli? Sublime
  17. I miss my wife an awful lot. Mind , when I do connect she's out for the count.
  18. Hello, is this the Police?" "Yes. How can we help?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Lazarus! He is hiding filthy porn inside his firewood pile." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the police raid Laz's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they spend hours chopping open every piece of wood, but find no porn. They swore at Laz and left... The phone rings at Laz's house:"Hi, Laz! Did the police come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Mate"
  19. See, that's the best bit- according to "he who cannot be named", per capita they have had far and away the most money so far. Anyway, let's wait and see. I'll piss myself if it comes off.
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