Monkeys Fist

Happy with Bruce? More importantly,who's the sexy bint in your avatar?

Alright mate. Aye, stick with Gemmill, he is the Daddy. Sooooo, now you've got a rapist in the squad , welcome to the big league.

Darth Shola!!

"I'll just stroke this with the outside of me boot it'll be dead classy - oh shit" Shit. Anelka. The Farce is strong in this one , Parky

A Mackem rapes 1 person. The Geordies rape 11. I know , sorry.

The entire squad are a pack of wankers. Please.

Ahh 2-1 to us then. Fucking hell Help lads.

Right boys. I'm in Sheffield, no Pc , phone only. I take it we are 1-1. Updates appreciated.

Needs someone to shove the mobile phone up their arse tbh iPhone 4 would smart. Sharper edges. Aye, prob need a bumper

This is fucking ridiculous. Ouseburn is one the only places left in Newcastle with decent small venues for acts to play. If posh cunts buy flats down there, it should be on the understanding that they won't get any kip before 3am. Furious tbh.

Needs someone to shove the mobile phone up their arse tbh iPhone 4 would smart. Sharper edges.

If it goes to trial I really hope he doesn't run his own defence

Or

Fuck off then, Mackem.

Burnley beat Bolton 1-0 Arse v Spuds 1-1. Into extra time. Everton being held 1-1 by mighty Brentford. Mackems lost. 2-1 Wistaaam Kevin has a consolation fiddle.

See edit. Cunt

You're not alone there Kevin. Edit; for clarity, I mean that we are also embarrassed you are a pretend Newcastle fan.

As am I. The game was shown nationally here in Canada where I watched it at Gretzky's (a popular sports bar in downtown Toronto). Ben Arfa (ant Tiote) were everything I would hope they would be. So when he skipped down the middle of the box to score that screamer of a goal, I ripped off my shirt, yelled uncontrollably and rubbed my nipples with shear delight! So you're right, I'll attempt to stay a little more on terra firma until he becomes a little more established. I really hope you're a woman, otherwise that is a mental picture I could do without

Your opinion is noted, and duly binned. RTG might be more your cup of tea.

Spuds equalised, Keane. Mackems losing 2-1. Kevin showing his true colours.

Mackems equalised against Wistaaam 1-1 Arse beating Spuds 1-0 Burnley 1-0 Bolton

I wouldnt do it even for double bubble. I think they'll realise the local opposition though and use either a national company or someone from out of the region. Cunts.

Savour it Kevin- it'll be the one and only time you'll be accused of giving a large portion.