Monkeys Fist

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What's the difference between ''No not up the arse'' and 'mmm mmm mmm mmmmm''? Duct tape.

Tubby little fucker.

Ranger's header to Sherla, making up for gifting their goal.

Accies a bit premature with their ticker tape celebrations like.

All based on his performances from me. I've never actually rated him. I think he's a fucking cheat to his team mates which is why he could often be found sweeping behind Given instead of marking his man half the time. He did well last year though and at RB the season before. fair enough, he's certainly prone to errors, still reckon he could develop into a Carragher style defender with time providing he can stay fit. Needs to lose the iPhone.

Love that album. Have you heard "In A Silent Way" Alex? It's Miles again, instrumental, brilliant. Wiki Clicky

He'd rape the shit out of you anyway. Fixed

Grinderman-No Pussy Blues Just for Kevin

Classical possibles- Brandenburg Concerto Elgar Cello Concerto And you have to slip Oh Fortuna, Carmina Burana in somewhere.

Even better dead. (sorry Fish )

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"Tied to the Whipping Post" "The Torture Never Stops" both by Zappa , slip em in for wickedness.

"Coleman Hawkins Encounters Ben Webster" Track listing etc Oscar Peterson also plays on it. Cooler than an eskimos cock end.

Love that album. There's an album by Coleman Hawkins & Ben Webster which is even more chilled than K.O.B. Can I fuck remember what it's called though. I'll have a hunt.

If you some classy background for during the meal, Kind of Blue by Miles Davis. Just put the entire album on a loop.

In an entirely unnecessary story, this strikes me as the most unnecessary part of it. Shearer was the last person anyone could realistically blame for relegation. Oh how I love the Meeja.

It doesn't count if you have to say it yourself. Except the moron bit I just said what everyone was thinking. I be the kid who speaks out for my people, viva la resistance At no point do I see the words "Kevin has only had sex with his hand"

Winner! Should have dropped a starfish in with it too, feckin vermin.

If you liked it then you shoulda put a hijab on it

Bingo. To use a Stevieism, pipe down lads.

lLooky likey Liverpool

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One of the lads I'm working with commented earlier they thought he looked like a female to male tranny. Stick a frock and a bit lippy on him, and I think he's on to something.