Monkeys Fist

If he was a bouncer he'd be.....

Happy Birthday chap.

Beat me to it. They wouldn't know a good player if he carved "I'm a good player" onto their foreheads.

Armed police descended on Alnwick Castle at 6:00am this morning. However, there was no Moat.

Beggars belief really doesn't it? Unless it's been planned in depth for some considerable time he can't go on forever. The fucker will have to buy food at some point! Didn't he hold up a Blyth chippy? Enough fat for a month.

I heard heard the same arkwright.

They obviously haven't told about their error deduction policy. Oh dear...

Six 12 hr shifts at the clowns place and you'll be all square

Tastes like chicken

Try some Mount Gay.

Uraguayans kicking off at the whistle.

Squeaky bum time!

Edit; Robben you ponce!

I think Spain will do the Germans. How? 3-1 to the Erics I reckon.

No doubt about that. Dutch/German final , meaty.

Tyldsley you cunt. Offside my arse.

FoK

No need.You're doing a grand job yourself

Back peddling furiously.

I'd personally go for a real vagina but, each to their own

Like a fleshlight but doesn't need batteries. a fleshlight needs batteries ? Dicky

Tooth rattler

Like a fleshlight but doesn't need batteries.

Along with his starfish. He's promised that to me. I have spies everywhere so he'd best not renege on the deal or there'll be Raoul on. He told me he was going to this festival to expand the circle of his friends!! You're too good for him Meenz, get rid.