Monkeys Fist

Argument for Electoral reform?

be fucking lucky if we get Beach Cole at this rate.

Spanish Gold? Also Golden Nuggets chewing gum- came in little bags, wild west prospector stylee

Anyone remember the sweet baccy? Can't remember the name of it?

We should nominate the fuckers for the Perrier, they'd piss it.

StJamesPark@cluelessbeyondbelief.com

They've basically hung Hughton out to dry. Poor cunt. I'm still trying to get my head around this tbh.

Travis Bickle?

Redundant thread. Locked mods?

Asda Boldon have a 2 for 1 offer on Humble Pie at the minute. Eat one now, freeze the other for Ordinary Dave's implosion?

No fucking comment.

Close, it's by the sea and it's residents breath through their mouths.

Totally off topic here, but at Grandma Fists this lunchtime my good lady wife came out with the gem that one of her workmates kids has 6 toes per foot, and another has a niece with webbed feet. No points for guessing where Mrs. Fist works

Life's Great Mysteries #65. How he ever got a job

One of Kevin's balls has dropped and he's having a testosterone rush. Have a look at the underwear section in your Mam's catalogue Kevin, that'll calm you down.

This- I registered and asked Besty if I'd been Stevie-ed Happy to put 10 bob in the meter like

My mistake, it was the Guardian Clicky

Hasn't he just won the Eredivisie? Read a decent article on him in T'Observer last month. Will see if I can find a link

Are there any at the tournament we haven't had a "ruck" with? Other than Brazil.

The irony of a Snow Patrol fan calling other people boring is staggering I'm not a Snow Patrol fan? as you can clearly see when i said simply outstanding i was refering to the crowd? Me thinks he doth protest too much. Odd's bodkins! Thou hast right on thine side Sir Fish.

The irony of a Snow Patrol fan calling other people boring is staggering I'm not a Snow Patrol fan? as you can clearly see when i said simply outstanding i was refering to the crowd? Mechanic! This bicycle won't backpeddle fast enough. Snow Patrol. Ffs.

Cameron has buckets more integrity than Blair. A con lib pact should work without either side having to give up principles. Most commentators realise the next genera election will not be too far away so it is very reasonable for each party to say they'll put the really disagreeable stuff to one side and mainly concentrate on the here and now of beginning to tackle some of our serious problems, mainly debt. Things like Trident and immigration are not a priority in the next 12 months. Also I might add that the immediate disagreeable stuff that can't be put aside is Cameron's 'emergency budget' on immediate cuts. I can't see how the Lib Dems can credibly agree to that. you really are stupid. How the fuck do you seriously expect Uk plc to get out of the hideous debt we are in without cuts. Are you really so fucking stupid? Did you think the fairies where going to come along. Honestly, it really does amaze me the stupidity of some of the stuff you say. Please tell me how labour would get us out of this without savage cuts? Would they just do it in nasty conservative areas? Wake up? Nurse!! The patient is fitting- hissy fitting. Euthanase him pleeeeease.

Noelie and Leazes buggered then.