Monkeys Fist

haha No, AVG antivirus 9.0 was expiring so i decided to go on and look fora keygen, downloaded the keygen, opened it and it disappeared off my desktop Ok.

What's the worst thing about having a baby? Putting the nappy back on afterwards. What's the worst thing about screwing a 3 year old? Getting blood on your clown suit. I was walking through the woods the other night with my nephew. He said "These woods sure are scary!" I said"Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..."

Stop looking at dodgy porn, young shaver.

Dear David,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/589 This event has been wiped from the history books

Were they driving a taxi with Whitney on the stereo?

Who wrote it? Substitute "Darkies" for Northeners and it gives the true nature of it.

" What the Dickens does one do now? Matron!!!"

Bang goes the transfer kitty.... Oh, wait.....

As opposed to all the daft cunts who voted Tory Oh, and Alex of course. Most sensible people realised that the pain was coming whoever got in. The sooner the pain starts, the sooner it's over. You of all people getting a new business up and running should want this period over, sooner rather than later. I started my business just before the worst recession in decades kicked in. Business is booming, regardless. My personal circumstances, however, are irrelevant. I vote for an ideology, not a policy. I vote for what's best for everyone, not what's best for me. I was born in an NHS hospital, grew up in a council house, an was educated in a state school. None of these things would have existed without the idealogy I voted for. Incidentally, when the jobs start going, and the roads start falling to bits , the Taxi trade usually suffers. You reap what you sow. Aslong as I'm alright jack Should have just voted Tory. This is what happens when you preach the moral high ground. I have no wish to see any family suffer but I know it's inevitible and can't be avoided. I know that regardless who got in , massive cuts are needed, however I am sure you and your moral high ground companions will slag the Tories each step of the way, even though it's "for the greater good". My prime motivation for voting the way I did was as ,you have so kindly quoted for me, above. The fact that my partners livelihood would also be safer by my voting as such was not the prime motivation for my voting this way. Also, regarding the "hope you crash" comment. That was foolish and in the heat of the moment. I should have added "in 6 months" to ensure the Dave effect has taken hold in the hospitals, emergency services etc.

Bloody Hell Kitman, it's breakfast time over here man! Have another sausage, mate! Mmmmm sausages, bacon, black pud , nom nom nom

Bloody Hell Kitman, it's breakfast time over here man!

Nothing to do with "bad loser" mate. There are people on here who's jobs will go because of this. My mrs. is one of them. Nothing personal but so many of you have bleated on in this thread about voting for parties because of the greater good and what they do for others but as soon as you all actually have to make sacrifices ( for the greater good) you suddenly start going all Tory and thinking of yourselves????? Strange that! You really are a cunt of the highest order. I hope you crash.

My point is that if some appear a bit pissed off with this , they've good fucking reason to be.

Nothing to do with "bad loser" mate. There are people on here who's jobs will go because of this. My mrs. is one of them.

Public school Tory. She'll be splitting him with a strap-on while he chokes on an orange tonight.

Christ the King School :(

Ah well, bang goes Mrs. Fist's job.

Owwww!

I have to say, I like watching Campbell in full swing.

Ithangew

I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high o'er vales and hills, When all at once I felt the need, to download porn for thrills; Beside the lake, beneath the trees, Fapping and trembling on my knees. Got your number