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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Aye and we've got as far as Durham services and she needs a piss! Near Padstow, Monkey. Any good? Aye, I was just north of there. Check out Trebarwith Strand, and further north, Widemouth Bay has fantastic beaches. Avoid Tintagel like the plague- tourist overkill. Buy a 3litre bottle of pepsi and a funnel, pour the pepsi out and Mrs Gemmill has her very own Travel Toilet
  2. Since we're in the mood; From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remember'd; We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition: And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Capello's day.
  3. Clotted Cream teas mmmmm I lived in North Cornwall for a while, just inland from Boscastle. Beautiful spot. Where you going?
  4. He has already caught me out- turned around for a second and he switched on the pee fountain. I'd also forgotten about the Marmite shite. Lovely stuff!
  5. Give it a month and it might be Fabio. :icon_lol:Fabio Fist I likey
  6. Cheers! Dave I was thinking Galen or Cornelious?
  7. Cheers Doc. We haven't settled on a name yet- give him a day or two and see what fits best.
  8. Congratulations Chez!!! Nothing compares to the feeling of seeing your child for the first time. I can empathise particularly well as Mrs. Fist gave birth this morning , my second child and first son. Proud to say I cried tears of joy whhen the wee bugger came out with meat & two. Enjoy the next few months mate, sleeplessness aside it's the most magical time!
  9. Vos es faeces quod vos teneo vos es, my son.
  10. Feel free to put me back on your ignore list CT. Please.
  11. Why though? Union flag isnt representitive of this world cup. Would the Scottish Parliment have the St George Cross on it seeing as they are not in the WC? Don't see the issue myself. There is no English parliament though, it's not the correct comparison. There's the problem- where should England show support of this kind? Perhaps I should've put this on Stevies Sensitive People thread. It's only a flag ffs. If Scotland, Wales or Norn Ireland were there, I'd have no problem at all with their respective flags being flown over No.10. Like I said, I'm not arsed. But stuck out of car windows seems a popular option. I'm not losing sleep over it either Renton, what does bug me slightly is that whenever something like this involving the English Flag happens, the lemon suckers jump on it like it's the most offensive thing they've ever seen. Plays into the hands of the far right and their hijacking of the flag. It'd be interesting to hear any of the Irish, Scots or Welsh lad's opinion? ( course, if they do have a problem, gtf )
  12. Why though? Union flag isnt representitive of this world cup. Would the Scottish Parliment have the St George Cross on it seeing as they are not in the WC? Don't see the issue myself. There is no English parliament though, it's not the correct comparison. There's the problem- where should England show support of this kind? Perhaps I should've put this on Stevies Sensitive People thread. It's only a flag ffs. If Scotland, Wales or Norn Ireland were there, I'd have no problem at all with their respective flags being flown over No.10.
  13. Cameron is flying a Cross of St. George over 10 Downing St. during the world cup. The colonys are all kicking off about it. Can't see a problem myself. If Scotland flew a saltire over Holyrood that'd be fine by me. They'd have to qualify for the W/C of course, so it's a hypothetical situation, but there you go.
  14. The board will approach Woy Hodgson in the next 2 days according to the Torygraph, mind ,the same article says Dalgleish is withdrawing from selection board as he wants the job. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...ers-gossip.html Hope they end up with John Barnes
  15. On the night of Pedro's tesimonial, I was grafting behind the bar. the place filled up with the usual pre-match regulars, and one lad had a spare ticket ( his mate couldn't make it). After asking around the bar to see if anyone wanted it, free, he called the gaffer over. Next thing I was on my way to match , he simply said, "I know you love your football, I'd rather see you have it than sell it to some Jock bastard for twice the price." Gent of the highest order
  16. What next? Do it again, until I get a decent team. On that basis I'll keep doing it until I get something other than Chile Fair enough
  17. South Korea- Barrack Road. Karma Stevie?
  18. What next? Do it again, until I get a decent team.
  19. Honduran white bats- real http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honduran_white_bat
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