Monkeys Fist

Fuck me- released from Durham on Friday, had a gun by today. Staggering.

Don't know but I reckon he went for the job since his mam's legs are usually in a similar position to the M in the logo. Well M is for missionary It's usually a W, she likes it up the stinkhole.

Tea tonight. Salmon fillet( cut into pieces) King prawns Mussels. Garlic 2-3 cloves Butter Dry White wine Fresh basil Put all of the above on a baking tray, double lined with foil ( enough to make a roomy foil envelope type thingy). Bake in a medium- hot oven,I usually go gas 7, for about 8-9 minutes. Open it up, check for any closed mussels, then chuck in the torn Basil and reseal it for a minute or two. Having it with steamed Broccolli, new potato and crusty bread.

Slapped by the hand of Gott

Stretching the definition there to the limit.

What's annoying is than an infinitesimally small portion of my license fee is paying for the annoying ponce to have a months holiday over there.

Boooo!

Mit die Madonna mit die big boobies?

Torn here- not particularly fond of the Erics or the Argies. I suppose I'll have to go with Argentina, simply for the sake of Jonas. Edit: 1-0 the Sausage eaters.

Lesson 1 In how to out yourself as a Mackem tbh Couldn't even give 0/10 for that. Citizensmith, your internet deserves to be turned off. You need to be intelligent to pull it off. Give him a lesson in changing internet personality, "Gordon McKeag" Maybe he could take lessons from you, "I'm a Cunt" what was that stiva?

Dude you can't just go around the internet making assumptions like that with no evidence as back up There are about 1,932 pieces of idiocy evidence on this very board mate. Add one to that when you reply. i thought i told you to go shove that fist up your ass Done-Typing one-handed. My turn; Kevin, cut your cock off and choke yourself with it.

Dude you can't just go around the internet making assumptions like that with no evidence as back up There are about 1,932 pieces of idiocy evidence on this very board mate. Add one to that when you reply.

Is this not the same spunkbubble who pretended he was mates with Moat or something a while back? And Glenn Madeiros.......

Considering he shares a studio with Townsend, that's quite an achievement.

Good mate, at least the hoose won't smell like the old Victorian bogs in the Bigg Market no more. 24st (TWENTY FOUR for vidiprinter purposes), fuckin hell. How do you get to be 24st as a lass? I mean you know 16-18st due to circumstances aye that's understandable, but TWENTY FOUR. You must have to do 5000 calories a day for years. Was she a big Haribo fan? Congrats on becoming an uncle though. Cheers, I'm proper excited, for years she wasn't able to conceive and I'm delighted she's done it naturally, it's a tangible result of her efforts to lose weight. She wants to call it Lloyd though... not pleased about that mind. I want a proper name for him, not Lloyd... Sister with IBS decided she doesn't want to know the sex of it, so everybody else has to watch what they say around her. Little selfish iyam, I mean, if you want to know but the mum doesn't, tough shit, but making everybody else keep a secret is just her being contrary. Can you not just refer to the baby as TSB? Guaranteed to do your Sis' head in.

Indeed, anyone would have done the same in that situation, he rolled the dice, ultimately saved his team and will miss the biggest game his country have played in for 60 years. If a Ghana player had done it Chiles would be hailing his ingenuity. exactly "why do we do this to ourselves" he just said as if we're all fucking ghanain, just toss MD out of the studio and be impartial instead of a bunch of bandwagoning cunts If they'd got through to the semis, I guarantee Chiles would have blacked up for it. "I haven't been sacked yet Marcel, up the Baggies!"

ITV bosses regretting deleting Steve Ryder's number ?

Fucking cocky bastard. Balls of a blue whale

Come on Jesus...

Row z - duck!!!

Why are Itv using corn cobs to show the pelanty score?

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