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Monkeys Fist

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  1. I love the fact they're not. Rather than play the "something must've made him snap" line they're all just going "Raoul Moat? Aye, he's a fucking mad cunt!"
  2. Fucking hell he needs banning just for that tbh Spot on. I'm only young, let me be Beardsley was playing 10+ years ago, when I was a child, so im not expected to know his nickname :/ Who the fuck is John Anderson? Defender who joined us from West Brom on a free You daft coont, he was the man that captained Newcastle united to the 1956 FA cup and 1960 FA cup. :mellow: :mellow: Quality post from the Fleshlight Kid.
  3. I wish there wasn't any new updates from the current one. Yeah well who cares what you think? You're a fucking hat for fuck sake. A nice one, though.
  4. Providence, purely providence
  5. So, much like yourself, a plastic cunt?
  6. :angry: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: DUDE? The fuck? She's fucking average at best on a side note, if mcdonalds reject me i should really kill myself to save the wasted oxygen, what happens every time I post Is beyond retardation.. I'm a gay bastard and love to fist myself at night, i also use a fleshlight because my penis is too small to pleasure my other half. FYP Bait well taken What's a fleshlight Kevin? Do tell
  7. Fucking hell he needs banning just for that tbh Spot on. I'm only young, let me be Beardsley was playing 10+ years ago, when I was a child, so im not expected to know his nickname :/ Bleat
  8. :angry: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: DUDE? The fuck? She's fucking average at best on a side note, if mcdonalds reject me i should really kill myself to save the wasted oxygen, what happens every time I post Is beyond retardation.. FYP
  9. Fucking hell he needs banning just for that tbh Spot on.
  10. Sorry like, but some of that paragraph... fnarr fnarr. Gack Gack And what do you mean some?
  11. Fucking Hell man, she's about 12.
  12. Isn't Selena Gomez the Mexican bint in the World Cup Blart thread? I would, if that makes me a Glitter, sign me up to the Register!!
  13. If you're on Paisley Road, try the Old Toll Bar. proper bar. 2 minutes from the Grapes
  14. She's let her pit hair go a bit here mind
  15. Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley! Mole? What mole, I see no mole.
  16. When you look at how ugly the people in the 80s were I'd agree. I bet she had a fuckin proper hairy minge though. Better than who Dennis ended up shaggin in Ally Frasers villa though. She had teeth like Borussia Dortmunds strip when they won the Champions League. She's German= triple muff. 1 on the chuff and 2 under her arms.
  17. I don't think he'll be shopping for bizarrely named chairs like, you should be safe.
  18. Brigitte Kahn was the actress that played Dagmar , Stevie. Proper milf
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