Monkeys Fist

Given the chance though, you would kick her back door in.

Congrats! And to pass your induction, all you have to do is enjoy one night of pleasure with Louise: The icon in the bottom right of that obscures the best part of the photo. Its not a camel's toe, its a moose's knuckle. I bet her fanny looks like the monster that eats Boba Fett. Bit harsh On the monster.

Just announce a junior doctor is banging his ex. Job done.

I wonder if that appearance clause is still in effect? Wasn't that why we stopped playing him? His form had suffered too IIRC, but the only way you regain form is to play EDIT: and he's got to be better than Ameobi Kevin can score more than Wor Foluwashola, and he's a cissy virgin.

His Mothers French apprently He'll give up then

I am what I am And what I am needs no excuses I deal my own deck ...

I believe him to be a raas clat.... ... Mon

Digging Smith's slippers in the 1st one........ .... Nahhh

Sublime

Gerld!!

Pedants Corner; You also got your captain wrong. The late,great Joe Harvey was captain until 1953, Jimmy Scoular captained the 1955 cup winning squad. Ner ner na ner ner

Have it your way

I really have no idea? They clearly fucked up. what should i do? Disappear up your own arse. Dude, i'm seriously confused What the fuck like?? 1:Put your head between Meenzer's legs 2: Put your nose in Meenzer's arsehole 3: push..... FYP. Anyway, probably just regular working hours, Kevvy! boy. Give them a call at 9 tomorrow. I realise that might mean not staying up till 5am in a vodka-and-wanking-induced stupor, but you can manage it for the carrot that is £80. I'm loving it!!

Im gonna instigate an investigation into your tax returns. New Kitchen Media Centres LCD TV tips in the back pocket I reckon. Pimping illegals more like. He's rarely at work, and let's be honest, if he comes out with half the shite in his taxi that he does on here,his tips can't be outstanding. Definitely a sex trafficker.

I really have no idea? They clearly fucked up. what should i do? Disappear up your own arse. Dude, i'm seriously confused What the fuck like?? 1:Put your head between your legs 2: Put your nose in your arsehole 3: push.....

I really have no idea? They clearly fucked up. what should i do? Disappear up your own arse.

I have to agree, Cracking bar. What curry house do you recommend for after the game, just in case I make it. 2 doors along from the above bar is an absolutely cracking Kebab house. Everything made on the premises, a cut above your usual shite. I was grafting in the area and ate the bait from here whilst sober Make sure you get a pot of chilli and mint tomato sauce. http://www.cylex-uk.co.uk/company/istanbul...e-17094799.html

Porn envy

This

I love the fact they're not. Rather than play the "something must've made him snap" line they're all just going "Raoul Moat? Aye, he's a fucking mad cunt!"

You hoped for more?

Fucking hell he needs banning just for that tbh Spot on. I'm only young, let me be Beardsley was playing 10+ years ago, when I was a child, so im not expected to know his nickname :/ Who the fuck is John Anderson? Defender who joined us from West Brom on a free You daft coont, he was the man that captained Newcastle united to the 1956 FA cup and 1960 FA cup. :mellow: :mellow: Quality post from the Fleshlight Kid.