Monkeys Fist

It was Howard Webb - I'd add Bennet, D'Arso and I think it was Barry Knight who let that GBH on Bernard go at Everton that time. Thomas fuckin Gravesen. Utter twat. Bergkamp Wenger Solskjaer Andy Townsend Ronnie fuckin Radford LeBoeuf Chelsea Slaven J*dy Cr*ddock Come the revolution, all exterminated.

Convert or die, criminal infidel!

SJH- step up and put your money where your mouth is. On the one hand he bangs on about regional ownership and the clubs belonging to the people, then has a sly dig at NUST. Why not help them out with cash & experience instead of rubbishing the idea Johnny?

When I have a shite, I always lift my right leg to wipe. Was in a cubicle recently where I couldn't. Not happy

terrible.

37 (20) guess what that is But that's 17 games he didn't score in.

Happy Birthday young 'un.

Oops, it seems the poor bugger has died twice! Admin, feel free to merge this thread into CT's.

Peter Graves, the actor who played Jim Phelps in the original Mission Impossible tv series, has died of a heart attack aged 83. RIP. This thread will self destruct in 5 seconds.

Hopes- The day after we win this league, Ashley announces we have been bought by a NUST/ Shearer/ Keegan consortium. Shearer is announced as manager, with Clarky his assistant, Keegan as DoF. We finish respectably in the top 10, have an incredible Cup run and paste the mackems 9-0 in the final. ( the same day Sports Direct goes into receivership). Expectations- £6-8 million spent in summer on 3 underwhelming signings. Struggle to get higher than 16th all season with an alarming dip at Christmas. "More than two" credible bids of £300 million announced and then ignored. Hughton replaced in February by some sub- Kinnear joke.

Beckham won't be going- tore his Achilles tendon against Chievo this weekend. Could be game over for his career.

Indeed it is... just over the road from this: Shame all that's gone now Ah, The Amphetamine Discount Store, happy days!

He wasn't in that either. If he'd done half what people think he has he'd deserve a thread. As it is, it's of little more cultural significance than the death of Bamboo Harvester. RIP like. That was the point Just like my whole point!!!!!!!! Only nobody but my brother gets it when I do it!!! You're all just no fun. And no it wasn't a statement, it was a shit joke, with a built in transformers reference specially for my bro. Humph. Women can't do comedy.

He is. Do you know him? Aye- Gary fuckchops if the surname is correct. I used to be good mates with his younger brother thanks Pud!

Not in the eyes of the media it seems. Although it is 17 years ago and culture has changed, I find it hard to comprehend how a mother can leave her 3 year old child outside a shop while she's inside. There are unsubstantiated rumours around Liverpool that she was shop-lifting as well. Isn't that the normal way Scousers shop?

Who writes this shit?

;)

What's staggering is that the Chairman of a business feels it's ok to express such barely concealed contempt for arguably his most loyal customers. Unless of course the one man above fully agrees with this contempt.

He is. Do you know him?

So what was the message the team put across last season? Pipe down, you're being unreasonable.

: "Whenever we've tried to communicate it's always ended up backfiring somewhere along the line. We're quite happy now to sit back and let our team do the talking." D'you think he means being proved as liars? Take your own advice Dekka- stfu and watch the match.

I now fully expect our support to realise the error of their ways and pay their money and shut their mouths. Club sanctioned songsheets will be handed out at the next home game. Anyone caught singing non-sanctioned songs will be asked to sit nicely in the directors box, where they can feel the love of REAL fans. Club Sanctioned Song 1a; Ee aye ee aye ee aye o Up the Champeenship we go If we hear you moaning This is what we'll sing "We are grateful Ever so grateful Big Mike is our King! ( and a lovely bloke to boot). "

Away end or mixing with the smogs? We've put feelers out for away end tickets, but I've been in the Boro end about 4 or 5 times now, they're mugs but it's no bother, the one year we got chucked out we got put in the toon end, 4-1 game. The deed is done, east stand upper. I'm sure I'll be fine because I'll more than likely be surrounded by vast swathes of empty seats. Wear a tracksuit, get addicted to smack, dribble out the side of your mouth, and glue a baby to your cock - you'll blend right in.

;) I think that very same thing , far too often.

Beats working in an office.