Monkeys Fist

Twiglets are a weird one, Not something I'd ever buy, or put on a table at a get together, but they're always whats left at other peoples and although I wouldn't sai I especially liked them, once I've had a drink and I've had one of those nobbly little suckers I know I'm gonna finish the bowl and then go hunting for the rst of the packet. 1st thing on the list for party food. Twiglets are crisp heroin. Smarts a bit getting them into a vein though. I used to get my Mam to send me boxes when I lived abroad.

Marmite crisps= Twiglets, the snack of the Gods.

I dread to think how many socks I defiled 'thinking' about Kate Jackson off Charlies Angels.

Not the first time he's fucked someone he shouldn't have a ledge alley.

My parents actually have a Betamax and some Tapes in the Attic Daddy's 'special' tapes?

Much damage to the bus? Seriously though, glad to hear your family are fine.

18,654. Every one of them pug-ugly.

You know they've hit rock bottom when they can't pay the pie man Avram's massages?? Seriously, wtf do they owe £700 to a scout troop for?

http://www.itfc.co.uk/page/AwayTickets/0,,...1997180,00.html

Warren's retired now mate.

No Brainer- Jose

Sheesh

As opposed to seconds of sweating banging an arab lass? exactly.... you have to watch out for their brothers mind................ ...you become the white meat in an arab sandwich ?

As opposed to seconds of sweating banging an arab lass?

Did he fuck man And in terms of talent I meant he had the attributes - pace, power, strength etc. Obviously I've mentioned what let him down. he had attributes but droppped a bollock every other game because his brain hurt so much. Titus Bubba

My tomtom does that, normally great, until I visited South Wales and it took me to 4 closed down garages in a row, a couple had been seemingly closed for years. This obviously did not help the petrol levels in the motor and led to a wee bit of squeeky bum. Which is where the 'Andrex search ' facility comes into it's own

Back on topic.... and finally...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/...ric-claims.html I thought Muslims didn't drink?

How many of the fuckers have run over Kevin Nolan's vomit? Some sharp bugger will have it bottled and on e-bay Fat Mike no doubt - will do owt for money that one... How long before he tries to pawn the trophy? Don't give him ideas ,man! The Cat Funt reads this, has to make sure CT is doing what he's paid for

How many of the fuckers have run over Kevin Nolan's vomit? Some sharp bugger will have it bottled and on e-bay