Monkeys Fist

I died Res-erection this morning/afternoon? I think you mean morning wood. ZING. Short plank. Two.

Yanks "equalise"- 2-1.

Aye.

I died Res-erection this morning/afternoon? Hallelujah

Meanwhile the Yooooesay are "winning" by a goal less than Slovenia/akia.

Adrian Chiles will have something other than Christine Bleakley to wank over now. Kraut rout.

No, Simon Willis. Divorced now. I took him climbing I'm the Lakes once. He bricked it from start to finish

If true, that's harsh on Green, but I agree James is the safe option. Calamity James? a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.….…

If true, that's harsh on Green, but I agree James is the safe option.

Bet that'll be lovely with a dash of pepsi and some ice.

Forest Hall is so posh the dogs pick up their own shit.

The problem, bald balls, is you don't think. As has been said, if the troops involved were named now, in order to protect them from reprisals taxpayers would foot a bill in the tens of thousands. To what end?

Let's not kid ourselves- even if Sir Red Nose rests every player who's been at the World Cup, we're still going to struggle. Be interesting to see if Evra gets much "time off".......

Au revoir France. Anyone else think Domenech is M. O'Neill in a grey wig?

Pelanty Chris!

France fucked. Ireland seething

Free kick there from Mexico- why don't more teams try this. Didn't Argentina score against us like this once?

Anelka off... Sulk alert?

You've got have standards man, ffs.

Shameless bump. Van der Vaart's bird or Casillas' missus? Dutch Blart for me, only by a fanny's though

Canny, Vuvu.

Regarding Villa, I'd hope we (the supporters)give them a quick expression of our hatred,then drown any and every attempt at a response ,or songs for their lot, with non stop noise in support of the Lads. Scum as they are, they aren't worth any more acknowledgement than that.

I'd take anything over 6m for him. Useless at best. You say that but he wouldn't be replaced, would he? Course he would Alex. There's a lad at West Allotment Celtic who can tie his own laces. He'd fit the shirt seller's " Two for ten paahnd" transfer policy.

To name and shame them. I believe that it should end right here. Families got what they wanted, but thats not it over and i know more will come. Some families will want more. Did you want the soldiers named and individually brought to "justice"? Upon further investigation most of these "soldiers" are 60+ and the men who gave the orders are probably dead. So no. Has the wind changed direction Vuvu?