Monkeys Fist

Free condoms for 22 yr olds Nobby?

Well done Stottie, Louie Stott - sounds good

must've got sick of blowing his own trumpet.

Says everything you need to know about the man.

The answer,Roy, is considerably more than you have. Now away to your dogs.

Nit picking but isn't 16 legal hole?

If only Stevie Geeeeeeee and Terry had a Tom. Cheers Luke- meaty one that if true.

Spill your guts then matey. Allegedly of course.

I told him to stick to young boys. Would he listen?

Hitler loved us.

From BBC Happy Birthday Smoggy btw

If it involved Wor Cheryl doing a Lady Godiva down Grey Street, I'm in. And yes, Paddy's day can get to fuck. Part time Guinness drinkers clogging up pubs for a day. Fuckers.

Cheers. I tend not to listen to him, sitting firmly in the Keane-Out camp. When the only person on your side is L*uise T*ylor, you know you're a Twat. Bye Bye Royston.

Is that you like? It's CT when FMA announced he was sticking around. Btw, bumsecks.

1. Wagamamas. Not far from..... 2. The Haymarket. What's the Dog Wanker been saying about the game?

When My dad lived in germany, a lifetime ago, he used to get HP sauce sent over. My Parents also always take a bottle of Salad cream with them when they go on holiday. Weirdos, Salad cream is absolutely awful. edit: Pickled onion no contest. hula hoops beef all the way! The 1st Pickled Onion Monster Munch out the bag has the same effect as sucking a lemon. After that, nom nom nom you realise SM , that by mentioning the words "beef" and "hoop" you have sent Wacky into a knob twitching fit. Yeah same with salt and vinegar squares, omg they're good too. (as for that cheeky little chav, I gotta give him something to work with ) I'd love to lick your salt & Vinegar square. and once again he never fails to disappoint Good job no-one mentioned Cheesy Puffs,eh?

Its not fucking right that like is it? True. She's far from right. Madder than a bucket of frogs.

Bugger this, I'm off to the shop to get some Twiglets. I have the shakes.

Back on topic- I would sell my wife and child for an original pair of Wonder Woman's keks. Shop soiled naturally

When My dad lived in germany, a lifetime ago, he used to get HP sauce sent over. My Parents also always take a bottle of Salad cream with them when they go on holiday. Weirdos, Salad cream is absolutely awful. edit: Pickled onion no contest. hula hoops beef all the way! The 1st Pickled Onion Monster Munch out the bag has the same effect as sucking a lemon. After that, nom nom nom you realise SM , that by mentioning the words "beef" and "hoop" you have sent Wacky into a knob twitching fit.

Amen. Pickled Onion or Beef Munch?

Dont think Ma Fist would've been too happy with jizz stained sofa cushions. And we were posh- we had VHS. Ma Fist- " Why are you recording Wonder Woman our Monkey?" Me. -"So I can have a wank later over her Wonder Tits ,Ma" SMACK!!!!

I used to get them sent out with the coaches that brought the punters out. Not quite Paris Hilton- more Waynetta Slob. End result was the same- I got my fix.

I never saw a complete episode of Wonder Woman either, always had to go to the toilet. Odd that.