Monkeys Fist

Can virgins be sex-pests?

‘Appen.

I’d rather see it happen when he’s still there.

@Howmanheyman

Thats the publicity pic from the show.

How did he not see the big Blue Badge in your windscreen?

Cracking story that, mind.

“ wrinkles” Aye, you’d think she’d have ironed her skirt. Also, in an unrelated matter, this is a great book.

Is this on Council Sky?

So for the record, I hadn’t clicked on the link Kid Dynamite posted ( which explains Ed Harrison’s blog, and his illness), before I posted the Curtis Mayfield pic. I wish I had, because I feel a bit shite now. Everyone is more than welcome, it may take time to adjust, you may hate us, you may love us, you may be mildly indifferent. What unites us all is our love for NUFC… except for @t00nraider2, the mackem skank. ( I feel like Bill Pullman at the end of Independence Day here).

I’d be impressed if he used someone else’s

I was, the KD started on about banging Hooters lasses.

I suppose it would explain why she was moaning.

In the beach? Did that not get a bit gritty?

Oof! Sorry about that, it was a wild punt and unfortunately hit the wrong note- no offence intended. You’re all very welcome tbh.

How about “ Fluffier than usual” back, then?

Imagine being a dog in Merseyside the last 24hrs or so… poor fuckers are sensitive to high-pitched whining noises.

Right, I’m going to leave our new friends be whilst they gather themselves. As my dowager Aunt used to say ”A good host knows when to fuck off”

Also, does this mean you’re a Woollyback?

Is he a clever lad or thick as a whale sandwich?

I mean, it’s not mandatory, but you’ll be talked about in the smoking shed if you don’t.

Great idea. I once hung my arse over an 800ft cliff and let loose. * It was reminiscent of Wile E Coyote’s regular fate. We welcome Standers and filthy Sitters. * true story.