Monkeys Fist

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from.

Ain’t no good- it’s plain to see.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4ny5l7me32o “ Farmers are whinging like fuck over no longer receiving EU subsidies, after they voted for Brexit. Farmer Giles Giles said - I only wanted to stop brown people, nobody mentioned I’d be shitting in my own bed”.

I’d have said nowt and sent the fucker down

Can a can be empty if it was never full?

This made my eyes bleed.

Speaking of Gandaft, what’s Billy Storey up to these days?

Also, isn’t it psy-op?

Three T-Rex find an oil lamp, and, of course, after giving it a rub with their stubby little arms, a genie pops out and grants them three wishes. First T-Rex asks for a massive chunk of meat. Poooof- there it is. Second T-Rex, not to be outdone, asks for a shower of meaty chunks. Pooof- there it is. Third T-Rex, needing to outdo his pals, thinks for a second and then asks for a meatier shower.… Booooooooooom.

I did that and it came back with “ 30% off all sofas - hurry while stocks last” Baffling.

Hope your Mam’s ok mate.

Please share your thoughts on vaccines

Isn’t Jose’s coat from Matalan? One must have standards… No Thank You.

5-0, Dabizas.

Dippers making 3 subs- there’s 15 minutes extra time.

IIIISSSSAAAAKKKKK!!!

Beeew!

How long til Murphy is fit? This game is crying out for the Shithousing King

@MrBass’s dog, sitting next to the Scouse bench.

Are we just playing on until they score then?

Beeeeeewww! Beeeeeeew!