Monkeys Fist

Cold rage here. They’ve killed something that’s been alive for longer than anyone, and why? What possible fucking reason could you have to do this? What’s really making my piss boil, is that they’ve also fucking ruined the future of the place. What was nice about it was that it was totally open to everyone- no barriers, fees, you could stand and take photos, have your bait, kids play around it. All that’s fucked now - even if they managed to plant a mature replacement, it’ll be fenced, monitored, and possibly charged for. Utter, utter, cunts. Whoever has done this, knows exactly what they’ve done too- some fucking skip rat hasn’t just turned up and hacked it down. Felling something that size cleanly, as they’ve done, takes experience. Which makes it all the worse.

5-0 Botman brace

Tino firmly in Up The Arse Corner there mind.

Fyp

Looks nowt like him

Which link are we on about here? Boyles does look like a dogs back-end, including the winnets. If my spaniel’s lugs looked like Charlotte’s I’d be taking him for waaay longer walks.

Frikadellen!

The Mad Dog shopped one looks way better

Also, Charlottes puppies are very far from the worst thing I’ve searched for in the name of football Today

Hardwood Deck?

Home? What kind of lily-livered, woke sentences are you handing out man?

Well baaallz

Perky!

Its going to look crazy on our new LG TV and Dolby Atmos Soundbar. eh @AlbertSmith50?

October 30th I think. edit; ish… ”Ties will be played in the week commencing October 30.”

We know how he feels

Is that the side of the Percy? Nice

Sounds like you had a better day than the defendant

Eddie should gift Dr. Evil a pack of these before the game. Psych!

So, next round, I’m guessing it’s same rules as this? No VAR, 90 mins then pens? Game is ours.

Fucking Goodman the mackem cunt. We’ve got to go down there to beat The Bald Pricks men.

I’m sure I read somewhere that he was going for private training off his own bat whilst Bruce was here. It’s one of the greatest turnarounds I can think of, in such a relatively short time.

Imagine how he feels- people winced when he got the ball under the Baconator, and now he’s first name in the team sheet and absolutely loved by his teammates and the fans.

I mean, we now know you’ve got insider information so this doesn’t count.

Juninho and Ravioli? Nah, that was the 90s man.