Monkeys Fist

Just popped in to lend my support to Mr. Custard.

Fair enough tbh

Now, look! This is nothing to laugh at!

Wasn’t he just pining.

Sounds like you’re Glossing over some dyslexia.

He’s probably a bit thrown being in such a clean environment, the filthy slut.

Greek lad walks in to a tailors with a tear in his pants. Tailor says “ Euripides?” Lad says “ Aye, Eumenides?”

Can you not see the sausages?

Fyp

Fyp.

Sorted.

You sure it’s not Brighton?

He’s top I believe.

5-0. Wilson, Isak, with a reducer or two from Bruno.

What about his pet snake, Casper?

@Holden McGroin Can just say, it was one potential banana skin too far. Top job though. Fucking Legend.

Oh, are you Dutch? How do you feel about Steve “ Ginger Quiff” McLaren’s risible Dutch/English accent then, Lee?

As I was saying before they rudely interrupted me by scoring, I’m looking at this jaunt in the CL as great experience, for both players and coaching team. If we drop in to the UEFA, or whatever it’s called, so be it. These lads, to a man, can be proud of themselves getting us here, and their fantastic efforts in the matches. May the Sausage be with you, lads.

Calling him Mipey is, you pwopa nonce.

I’ll be honest, considering we shouldn’t be anywhere near the CL yet I’m not… Ahh, fuck, The Eric’s have just scored.