Monkeys Fist

Don’t you find all the Kamagra affects the “bulk” of your stools? Does your mam get you a nice glass of DulcoEase?

Pope injured? Ffs.

I’d imagine @PaddockLad is well beyond the ability to type by now. If he’s not, I want to know why?

If they feel so strongly, I wonder why they didn’t have this banner/protest at the first opportunity available to them, at SJP?

I’ll bet it wasn’t the first take either.

“New Daddy! Finished! Wipe my bum-bum!” ” Sit down you little savage!”

He’s an inspiration

Aye. He’s spacka daft.

Gemma will have him pumped him to bursting point- no devices needed.

PaddockLad by 12 midday today… Less man, more sausage.

Welcome to the board, you cunt.

Look up Terryology in the personal life bit

We should get him to run a nice bath for the injured lads, maybe pop an egg in it.

I certainly am.

Nein!

In the Land of Sausage, there can be only one outcome 5-0. Murphy, BDB, Dubravka hat trick.

Not a Harley, an actual pig.

If Wykiki knew what I know about what you know, he’d expect you to come out with that, you know.

peachy.

Good old Jim.

Depends- what’s cooking CT?

Think yourself lucky, sugartits. I spent the entire match sat on the bog, drinking pints of water, only to have them turn brown, warm up, and fall out of my arse a few minutes later. When I finally dried up I couldn’t feel my legs and the walk from shitter to bedroom was like Joey Deacon at a disco.

How’s the weather in Tristan de Cunha this time of year Gloomy?