Monkeys Fist

Targett injured already? Ffs

Onanist- absolutely wank

Just seen- yes they have.

I’ve not seen the Manure lineup. Have they got Cack Hands in goal?

I’m actually quite chilled about this. If we lose, no biggy, it was a second string. When we beat them, it’ll be funny as fuck. It’s a Wynn/Wynn.

Whilst screaming “ Jooee-leeen-ton!”

He’s obviously targeting the CL trophy as our first cup.… It’ll be fucking hilarious when we paste these 5-0 though

Takes a while for their fans to travel up from the South East.…

We’ve gone so far to the right that a pack of centrists will feel like Che Guevara has strolled in to Downing St. I’ll be happy with a PM that doesn’t make my fucking skin crawl , to start with.

That’s a T-shirt , right there.

Looking at this again, the gap between Big Lad and his disturbed-looking mates can only be one thing. He’s just eaten one of them.

Didn’t young Fender play his first gigs there? I see a fruitless campaign starting up.

I’m guessing they’re her songs- all I know about her is the song I mentioned, her dad’s haircut, and her fondness for whipping her blart out.

The streets of Slough have never looked so mean.

It’s hit him like a wrecking ball.

Apparently the Maggy Bank is closing down. Used to be a decent pub and venue, but I’ve not been in for years.

Who?

Definitely a career for the Boldon Bunter on specialist German sites.

Dunno mate, never heard of him.

For a horrible moment I thought you’d said Ronnie Pickering.

Can some famous fucker hurry up and die please?

He definitely had Pablo Escobar’s number.

“ What shall we take the boys to see this weekend Dear?” ” How about some old boilers in the nip?” ” Perfect!”

20p??? Do you want him to get his ears flicked on his own doorstep? Your gaff must reek of eggs on Nov. 1st.

Well, you know, there was ironing to be done…