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Monkeys Fist

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  1. I’m actually quite chilled about this. If we lose, no biggy, it was a second string. When we beat them, it’ll be funny as fuck. It’s a Wynn/Wynn.
  2. He’s obviously targeting the CL trophy as our first cup.… It’ll be fucking hilarious when we paste these 5-0 though
  3. We’ve gone so far to the right that a pack of centrists will feel like Che Guevara has strolled in to Downing St. I’ll be happy with a PM that doesn’t make my fucking skin crawl , to start with.
  4. That’s a T-shirt , right there.
  5. Looking at this again, the gap between Big Lad and his disturbed-looking mates can only be one thing. He’s just eaten one of them.
  6. Didn’t young Fender play his first gigs there? I see a fruitless campaign starting up.
  7. I’m guessing they’re her songs- all I know about her is the song I mentioned, her dad’s haircut, and her fondness for whipping her blart out.
  8. Apparently the Maggy Bank is closing down. Used to be a decent pub and venue, but I’ve not been in for years.
  9. For a horrible moment I thought you’d said Ronnie Pickering.
  10. Can some famous fucker hurry up and die please?
  11. He definitely had Pablo Escobar’s number.
  12. “ What shall we take the boys to see this weekend Dear?” ” How about some old boilers in the nip?” ” Perfect!”
  13. 20p??? Do you want him to get his ears flicked on his own doorstep? Your gaff must reek of eggs on Nov. 1st.
  14. Well, you know, there was ironing to be done…
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