Monkeys Fist

Have it!

Absolutely top notch article here. Somerset man in gimp suit guilty of harassing women https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-67238445 A selection of quotes from it; ”Hunt was arrested minutes after the second incident, and is said to have told police: "I am not a gimp - I do not own a gimp suit. I am not in a gimp suit." “He said that Hunt told him: "I am not dangerous, I am a normal person, I have got a few problems." A search found Hunt was not wearing a T-shirt or any underwear and inside his van was a collection of wet black clothing, women's tights, face masks and gloves.” Mint.

Are we ready for the least surprising bit of news? Boris Johnson: Former prime minister to host GB News show https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67242822

Glad to hear you’re off The Dust.

“ Sandro, I’m ina da kitchen- come stuff my cannelloni mio amore!”

Erm…

Also, she’s an über-mackem, not just extra fingers but a whole extra arm.

Fyp

RIP Sweet Prince.

Not after the first two weeks- too weak.

“ You may now place the ring on your bride’s finger” ” Spoilt for choice here marra”.

I think the H-Blocks were less grey and more a particular, earthy, shade of brown.

Give my regards to the groom and his sister- hope they have a happy marriage. Wish her luck with her GCSE’s next year too.

Mrs. F. works a large, penguin-themed housing group in sunderland. According to her, their interior decorating is less Dulux- inspired and more H-Block. Hands may not even play a part in it.

Surf and turf off the menu too.

We had one of those on e the way over to Clogland. I think the kids were expecting some kind of sea view, they were visibly underwhelmed by the cupboard with beds in that we got. Glad to hear life as a Rock Star is living up to the hype.

It would do his head in walking through Town at about 3pm, thinking “ Who are these old cunts and why are they shouting my name?”

I have no evidence, but he absolutely pops the collars on his rugger tops and pairs it with red/pink chinos. So, that much of a cunt.

It’s Blunt. Tory MP Crispin Blunt arrested on suspicion of rape https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-67233090

No way this bloke is a smoggie, mind.

BBC say a man in his 60s was arrested. Of the Tory MPs in Surrey seats, only two are in their 60s- Crispin Blunt and Chris Grayling. I was gutted to see Gove and Hunt are both in their fifties.

5-0 Isak hat trick, two from Murphy.

He’s weakening Sammy, time to slip in the top… just the tip.