Monkeys Fist

In other news that may have “somehow” slipped under the radar, the Government have until 4pm today to hand over all Johnson’s diaries, WhatsApp and notebooks. Not to mention the alleged rapist former Cabinet minister going off on his honeymoon.

You’re not suggesting Jesus Guppy is the accused, are you?

Giddup!

Not yet… unbelievable but Mrs.F. is a proper Luddite when it comes to streaming- I’ll get there eventually.

Nice- we stayed on the NW coast when we went there ( Palaiokastritsa), and the sunsets were unreal, also saw some fantastic lightning storms out at sea. We must’ve got lucky with the mozzies as I don’t recall any?

Right up my straße this, what’s it on and how do I watch it for nowt?

@trophyshy- your new name in a year or two?

I swallowed a bottle of invisible ink yesterday so went to A&E. Waited 8 hours before anyone could see me.

Orzo you say…

Has anyone quizzed Chicken Nonce on his “Up The Arse Corner” profile pic?

Single file or are they side-by-side and blocking the sky for everyone else, inconsiderate twats?

Mrs. F. walked out on me a month ago because she caught me groping bags of pasta. I miss her so much. I’ve been feeling cannelloni.

They do realise that the ancient county of Durham was founded by a travelling merchant from Bilbao, Don Holmos, so sunderland isn’t even the club of the county, don’t they?

Aye- bang on about it on a message board full of similarly unhinged window-lickers. Can’t see how it can fail to work…

You’re taking the thread subtitle too literally. It’s Sunday afternoon. Nobody gives a shit.

I’ll have you know I’m a delightful chap to share an afternoon Ouzo with, once you get used me rubbing my thighs every two seconds. Buuut, I’m not going Greek this year, it’s Windmills and Kriek in a couple of weeks. Cheeky cunts

Betty Boo has fallen quite some way since her 1990s heyday, mind. Still would, obvs. ( I wonder how many domestic fewms have been triggered by their badge appearing to be black and white stripes in this pic?)

Never thought of him as talented mind. … … even when he appeared on that dating/quiz show you could tell he was a chancer.

Where you staying on Corfu?

Because they want to drag them all through some dirt, whilst diverting interest from the rapist Tory (successfully btw). Absolute cunt’s trick It’ll barely register when it turns out to be that toucher from the House Auction show signed up to some crack-head Onlyfans.

“I’m Pickle Maxi!”

When the inevitable “Au Revoir Allan” official tweet comes through…

This is one of our players we’re talking about here- won player of the tournament in an international competition. You sure you’re an NUFC supporter and not just an ASM fan girl?

Didn’t one of them have a countdown for some underage lass until she was old enough to whip ‘em out? Yep- It was Lindsey Dawn McKenzie, for her 16th birthday