Monkeys Fist

We’re bilingual in my gaff- only the one word, but use the Welsh for microwave. “ Popty Ping!”

Programme it to translate everything in to Welsh, and only Welsh.

Welcome to the Stadium of No Lights.

Fyp

Depends how much they paid him to keep schtum.

Tyson Fury v Oleksandr Usyk unlikely to happen until next year - Frank Warren https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/67255102

You’ve got a fucking wizard, dwarf, elf and magic ring looking after you- that’s cheating.

Who forgot to put their clocks back an hour last night, then?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/ice-hockey/67253892 Pretty horrific- his teammates formed a ring around him until they could put medical screens up.

He was a non-Schwimmer.

I wonder if this ref has ever reffed at the SOS? He’s taken the brown paper bag very seriously

Jealousy?

Hopefully at halftime.

Team Sausage on the road !

As long as it’s flying nowhere near Molineaux this is good news.

Didn’t see much from @AlbertSmith50 about this fight, mind. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/67248129 Are you a misogynist Albert, don’t you support the splitarses?

Ain’t nobody lookin’ at his smile!

I’m going to take a stab in the dark and say he was a rancid Tory before one of my fellow Road Knights failed to dispatch him.

Pack it up lads… we’ve been invayded. All 5 of us.

Finally-the penny(well) drops. It’s all Downhil from here… I sort of knew full well it would.