Monkeys Fist

No way this bloke is a smoggie, mind.

BBC say a man in his 60s was arrested. Of the Tory MPs in Surrey seats, only two are in their 60s- Crispin Blunt and Chris Grayling. I was gutted to see Gove and Hunt are both in their fifties.

5-0 Isak hat trick, two from Murphy.

He’s weakening Sammy, time to slip in the top… just the tip.

You’re just looking for another disabled chauffeur here, aren’t you?

FMOP Look for the lad ordering pea shoots and Kia seed with cauliflower rice whilst tutting at people eating dead things on bread.

Wrong plastic jock.

@Kid Dynamite Free flight to Australia-Quantas in-flight service is “above average”.

Is that in England or Scotland?

Look for the lad ordering a double sausage butty whilst listening to Roni Size on his Earbuds… … on an electric hoverboard.

Someone else gets to start the next match thread then…

Apparently he’s not spitting, ( in the titles) but breathing on the glass … … like a mad spacka, but not spitting.

Probably not the time for it, but Pob was one of the most metal shows on C4.

We can like.

Willock coming on. Gutted for Murph like.

Sausage breath.

I’d just like to take the opportunity of the half-time break to say that if we do lose tonight, can we all remember to give @Dr Gloom absolute fucking pelters and banish him from attendance, as it will obviously be all his fault, the shandy drinking la la.

Oooooooohhhh!

We’ve been here before. We just need to sign some Americans at half time and bring them on in numbers.

Well sheiß

‘appen

Time for a German sub?