Monkeys Fist

I pity the poor fucker who’s job it was to jet wash all the skid marks off the seats before normal people used them.

CT has signed Polarboy up to his pyramid scheme then.

Dobby is a Buddhist though, unbelievable but true.

After this match Pickford is booked in to the Cardio-Thoracic ward for an operation on his hand, too. …

Aye, but, lasses being as they are, she’ll probably like the cheap one. Don’t tell her

I wonder which one of sunderland’s top-end hotels she stayed at?

5 Dollah. Longtime.

aD was less than xD.

It’s just an innocent pic of a boy and his dog They were both full of fun They grew up together that way

Third time lucky for Dobby the House Home Secretary?

Elvis would’ve been 86 today. ( His birthday was in January, but he’d still be 86 today). So.

Murphy’s comes in plain packaging with puncture repair and cleaning materials.

Anyone? PM thanks.

“As of 2009, Murray was executive chairman of Atholl Energy Ltd[47] and chairman of Westminster Development Ltd, a gold mining company, both operating in Accra, Ghana” Nothing to see here, move along. ( I bet he takes a “deposit” off his grafters in case they don’t finish their shifts).

I was curious- what do volunteers do at a festival? Turns out, fucking everything. https://www.dounetherabbithole.co.uk/volunteer-faqs Build the site, run the bars, stewarding, litter pick and cleaning. I wonder if there’s a gold option where you get to feed grapes to the organiser?

The cheeky bastard

It’s hard being a cyber millionaire on the poverty line.

“AI- find the conehead with the weak bladder sitting in an aisle seat.” Processing… Done

Good job, you’d never find it if was your end.

I sincerely hope all the volunteers greased up their staff pass and shoved them up his arse? This kind of shit happened occasionally in the rope access industry- some fucking cowboy employing a load of new starts and trying to charge them “deposits” for accommodation and kit. If you have to pay someone to do work for them, you’re going to be dry bummed.

Be ??? Its their default setting man.

Have you tried twatting it with a big stick?

A lot of people saying next season could be tricky for us, which is fair enough… management and team untested in Europe, “weak” squad, but… … I have absolutely no doubt the owners are already fully aware, with plans in place, to address the accelerated squad expansion we need. Eddie has already pulled off two seemingly impossible jobs- first, not only avoiding relegation, but finishing 11th. This season, start to finish, has been incredible, and to secure Champions League football with a game spare is ridiculous. Let’s also not forget that Eddie spent his year and a half whilst out of work training with and observing sides across Europe. I’m by no means complacent, but I can’t think of anyone I’d rather have steering us through whatever challenges are coming.