Monkeys Fist

CTd YP

However wonky, pissed and misaligned it is, it’ll look like perfection compared to my wall ( It survived winter tbf).

I’m not surprised Alexa got confused mate- he was never the same after the split with Lyle.…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Light_(newspaper) I hope you stood up to use it.

Sterling effort mate.

Komrad Starmer giving it some Putin… Labour: Jamie Driscoll blocked from North East mayoral list https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-65792224

The other night I thought I’d discovered a fetish for taste, touch, smell, sight and sound. Then I came to my senses.

So does Sunshine to be honest.

So, this shit limbo dancer walked in to a bar…

He definitely roofied Little Miss Sunshine here, didn’t he?

Not my cup of tea, tbh. Finished Forbidden West and having another blast through Days Gone, which is criminally underrated.

Mental this. Everyone knows David Icke is the go to guy for proof of aliens.

Vegetabled YP.

What’s grey and bad for your teeth? A sledgehammer. ( this, courtesy of Fist. Jnr. )

You still here?

Please, can we have a week off this topic? Gemmill is a broken man.

I’ve recently started selling my religious sculptures. Yet to make a prophet.

A cowboy walks into the bar, only to find it’s empty. Only the bartender, polishing a glass, is behind the bar. “Where’s everyone at?” Asks the cowpoke. “At the hangin’.” Bartender says. “Hangin’?!” The cowboy asks. “Hadn’t heard. Who are they stringing up?” “The Brown Paper Kid.” “The Brown Paper Kid?” “That’s right. Wears brown paper pants, brown paper vest, even a brown paper hat.” Bartender nods looking at the glass. “Damn. Never heard of him. What’d they get him for?” Asks the cowboy. “Rustling.”

Inherently moral and classy… Sunderland footballer Jack Diamond denies sexual assault https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-65788356

And, given how the money is weighted to historical participation in it, the sooner the better.

The replies… so many people trying to justify it. ffs.

Whoa!!! The Knight is a bleeding heart, lefty, tree-hugging, seagull… hating, coast dweller??

Wor Lee definitely has the Knight Ryder theme playing when has a self-love session after a night in the Scrogg.