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Fewmed YP.

Hope this helps.

Not most flattering pic of her mind.…

I just hope wor Yasir makes all the caddies wear black and white stripes. They’d go fucking supernova in Mordor

Whilst it’s a really decent looking kit, I’d like to see something of the shithousing spirit of this current team incorporated in to it, maybe a small “ Laters Lolz!” on the back for oppo players to read as we speed past them?

'Ducking hell' to disappear from Apple autocorrect https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-65823482 About time two, the ducking counts.

Boom.

But for now I put the credibility of the attributes in quarantine.

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Before you take that leap, you should have a look around.

It’s a little known HISTORICAL FACT that The Posh were founded in 1633 by a travelling spoon salesman from sunderland called Peter Brough.

My condolences mate.

Aye- we’d been out to eat at some posh French place the name of which I forget now, then came back to the hotel bar, which was pretty empty. A spotty youth took our drinks order, and said he’d have to ask the barman as “they’re no on the menu” The barman, who was obviously bored out his mind, gave us a thumbs up and sent the drinks over. I’m convinced he was giving us double measures, but we told the youth to just keep them coming. Wobbled up to bed several hours later with a cacklingly drunk Mrs. trying her best to be decorous and failing miserably

It’s a common misconception that Lord of the Rings was inspired by WW1, the West Midlands and the Black Country, when, ackchewilly, Tolkien was a MLF, and did his basic training in Pennywell, which was similar to the trenches of the Somme. Obviously he was inspired to name one of his main characters after the Basque club founded by The Lads and District, The Misty Mountains are clearly Cleadon Hills, and Mount Doom is Penshaw Monument, and The Shire is a virtual map of Grindon. It’s still a bit of a mystery, though, where he got the inspiration for the sub-human Orcs…

I got mildly bewildered on my 50th in Edinburgh drinking Old Fashioneds with Mrs.F. on the Margaritas. Rough as a badgers hoop on the train back the next day, the only cure was rail ale

PSA. Dennis the Menace Cocktail. Add two shots of Malibu and two shots of peach schnapps to a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass with crushed ice. Top up with cranberry juice and pineapple juice and serve

And Debbie from from accounts might’ve given him one off the wrist.

Did you not get the invite to his wedding then? It was bodacious

Yes

Currently mildly paggered, btw. I’m in the Golden zone- one more pint might be amazing or disastrous

Day off today. Got invited next door for late breakfast at 10:00 am, from our American neighbour, waffles, bacon, maple syrup etc. Magnificent. Going to a family piss-up this afternoon in Cullercoats. There’ll 60 odd of us, all direct family. Please ignore any posts by me after 6pm.