Monkeys Fist

Btw, Noseybonked.

Is this place you’re getting wankered in Wonder Bar, in the Gate? If so, you’re definitely on a list.

Not the first time they’ve got excited over young kids …

Not a great day for Teutonic teams/managers.

Lorenzo’s Oil. Been begging the Mrs. to watch it with him for months. The kid dies.

Do you think Anakin was groomed by Padme?

All out war declared. Call the UN.

Final written warning.

Aye, even with 20 minutes added time, no way are they doing it.

Found @The Fish’s alt account. Pugilism Dave.

Gemmill firing the first salvo in the Great Nerd War of 2023.

Scabs beating Bottlers 1-0 at the moment.

Eddie casually strolling in to Stamford Bridge having secured the CL place, giving Frank a pre-match lacing with a cue ball in a sock.

It’s fucking Leicester. Bang Murphy on and he’ll have two wonder goals and have shithoused them to death within the first 20 minutes. Then give Malloy a half and see if he can do owt when we’re 8-0 up. Get. With. The. Fucken. Programme.

Vardy will be getting split in half by his Missus tonight to prepare him for Monday.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it goes to pelanties.

Unreal isn’t it?

also, Scouse cunts

Fucking watch it, Statto.

Oops, sorry Gemmill. I deleted one of your duplicate posts, and it looks like both have gone.

It’s the extra toe.