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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Some of the replies in that are a great example of how we got to this state of affairs, tbh.
  2. Leave a note written in blood saying “ They came for me…” Then get a room elsewhere
  3. Trump has been subpoenaed to appear before the January 6th committee. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-63319431 Meanwhile, Bannon has been sentenced to 4 months for contempt of Congress. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-63332078 The net closing.
  4. That’ll depend on if he’s close to the worldwide “telegraph-type system” for his phone.
  5. Would it be fair to say your feeling a bit under denpressure? Tell him the Flat Earth is a global conspiracy and see if he notices the irony
  6. He’s misspelled “cult” there I think.
  7. Speaking of Beetle jokes, Patrick opens the bonnet of his VW and shouts “ Ewerk- someone’s pinched yer engine!” Ewerk says, ” Ah, sure, it’s a good job there’s a spare in the boot!”
  8. “ Big” and “weight” aren’t terms you’d normally associate with these manlets
  9. ( the little laugh at the end always gets me )
  10. Soundings????? I knew the Tories had some freaks in their ranks, but I didn’t know they so open about it
  11. Was it itchy? Two things- only lasts a day or so, and, beard oil. Then you’ll be sporting glorious, silky chin muffage.
  12. This doesn’t sound healthy Craig, you should try joining a local history group or metecting club.
  13. Down with Gillette and Big Shava , it’s a con. Go Billy Gibbons, he knows where it’s at.
  14. I’d pay top dollar to watch her in Congress.
  15. I’m away for a pokey-bum wank Laterz lol!
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