Monkeys Fist

Sound, cheers 👍

Did you have it on your cornflakes?

Watch Durham Police fine Starmer and Rayner today

CT…

It’ll be a nice bingo card checking off the lines in that with the shite the Cabinet comes out with today.

@Kevin Carr's Gloves, have all the spam topics disappeared from your feed?

I’m hovering over the “spammer” button as the new member notifications come in

Pig shit thick…

Worked better than he probably dreamed of, tbh.

Oof! Right in the piss hole

Looks like Alex went in for the hug then got a blast of Beer, Cheese and Kebab Deathbreath. *just noticed the opposition

To answer your opening question- he’s all of one, plus the Biffen’s Bridge, and the Clacker Locker.

“ I was being pulled to pieces because people were saying I couldn’t take a warm, and was giving the players too much time off” Er… aye Steven, you weren’t doing your fucking job.

It’s Villa, they could win the Quadruple, unbeaten in every competition, and no one outside of a small section of Brum would give a flying fuck. Most beige club on the planet.

The entire fucking thing in eight words

I did not know PaddockLad lived on a Soap opera set Are you the grumpy old cunt with a heart of gold/stone character?

I’ve spent the PLATTY JOOBS planning and getting started on revamping my back garden. This will entail me demolishing and rebuilding a brick wall, putting a gate in said wall, making a raised area with railway sleepers, making a wooden frame for a gazebo type affair, laying some turf. Beer. #PLATTYJOOBS #BITEMEWYKIKI!

Same

Wee update on the SG that Gemmill gave my nipper- it needed some frets replaced so I told him that he needed to save up to get it repaired, the thinking being that, since it was free, he needed to do something to give it a value to him. The lad Gemmill recommended quoted about £50 and he’s got £45 saved-it’s his birthday next weekend so he’ll get to his target and then some. Grandma Fist has already paid for the repairs , so his £50 can go to a proper amp, which he also now wants. When he gets the fixed SG I’m telling him though, that he must learn Riff Raff as his first song on it.

I don’t know about anyone else but I can’t wait … … It’s going to look crazy on my LG TV with Dolby Atmos Soundbar.

Sainsburys have gone above and beyond on the Fnarr Fnarr aisle Cock soup next to Palm Nut…. Fnarr gack! Nice bit of chilli induced ring sting, Mrs Saunders? Fufu- The Taste of The fucking Motherland? All conveniently placed next to each other so that man-children like me can stand and guffaw without having to shuffle too far.

He’s demonstrating his inability in that pic