Monkeys Fist

I’m torn tbh- if he wins the vote, I’ve no doubt at all he’ll take it as vindication and stay on, which is as good as an open goal for Labour, but I’d also love to see the fat mess thrown out on his ample arse, followed swiftly by his rabbit-woman wife dumping him like a bag of rancid shite. If he does go, I think the next leader will be decided by the margins of stay/fuck off that emerge tonight- a narrow loss will result in Gove/Truss some other fucking lickspittle “getting on with the job”, whereas a resounding “get tae fuck!” could see Jeremy Cunt or some other random come in- either way, if Labour can’t fashion a GE victory off the back of it, they don’t deserve power. I’d quite like to see Jeremy Cunt come in, as his personality is even blander than Starmer, who will eviscerate him.

If he lost 52% to 48% I’ll be playing some Alanis.

“Fucking arriba, arriba, Speedy, keep going!”

Also…

It never ceases to amaze me how, whilst doing the honourable thing and resigning, these Tory’s always manage to remind us that they are, still, cunts. “I will always be grateful to for getting Brexit done … blah, blah, slurp”

People in the replies giving her grief for not speaking out when she was working under Jeremy Cunt, but give her a break for ffs, it’s hard to speak when she’s got the gaffer’s cock down her throat.

Fuck that- I’ve got shit to do

I don’t think they had any Bong

Whenever he does eventually fuck off, this’ll be the fascinating thing- who, out of the shitshow that is the sitting Tory MPs, will replace the shitshow that is the Tory Cabinet? If someone like Gove or Truss takes over, I don’t see much changing, if someone like Jeremy Cunt wins, I can see a clearout, but it’ll be poking a copper bolt with a bog brush- the big turd might shift but you’re left with lots of filthy floaters and muddy water. They’re utterly fucked, I hope.

Mrs. F. let the mutt out for a piss last night before bed and came rushing back in all flustered saying “ Someone’s died!” As she was out in the garden a gurney came out of the house next door with a body on. It’s the wife of the old guy next door- she was seriously agoraphobic and since moving here in 2016 I’ve only seen her 4-5 times. Her husband is a lovely bloke, retired firefighter and I’ve always stopped to chat with him when I see him- I feel so sorry for him. I’ll give him a knock later, but I always feel utterly useless in situations like this- nowt I can say or do will bring his wife back.

Earlier on we had three accounts opened which spammed the ever-living shit out of the board. I’ve tidied it up and was just checking that it’s gone from view. However, if you’re in the market for some questionable GHB or LSD, all cut with rats piss and scouring powder, I know just the fellow

Sound, cheers 👍

Did you have it on your cornflakes?

Watch Durham Police fine Starmer and Rayner today

CT…

It’ll be a nice bingo card checking off the lines in that with the shite the Cabinet comes out with today.

@Kevin Carr's Gloves, have all the spam topics disappeared from your feed?

I’m hovering over the “spammer” button as the new member notifications come in

Pig shit thick…

Worked better than he probably dreamed of, tbh.

Oof! Right in the piss hole

Looks like Alex went in for the hug then got a blast of Beer, Cheese and Kebab Deathbreath. *just noticed the opposition