Monkeys Fist

Last week? Where the fuck has he been hiding for the last decade? (btw, the bloke who wrote that article looks like he’s auditioning for a part as “ Shakespearean Space Villain” )

@Kid Dynamite, can you deal with this please?

You’d hope she’s as dirty as her room.

I nearly tripped over the lass out of T’Pau coming out of Killington Lake Services on the M6, because she’s fucking tiny, ( I’m not exactly Robert Wadlow, either). She was not happy.

Rail strike: Agency staff could cover future disruption https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61773437 Can we extend this to cover Tory MPs? Whenever one of them has be removed for being a rapist or paedophile or whatever, just get an agency MP in- much cheaper, can’t possibly be any worse, and it’d demonstrate that they absolutely practice what they preach/force on the rest of us. Cunts

He’ll just keep topping them up once he’s had a few sherbets.

I mean, it all depends on the kind of bench he’s referring to…

I was thinking that was me mid-left, but on closer inspection it’s Gemmill and CT lined up perfectly

Even a broken cock is right sometimes, or something. ( Morgan being the dysfunctional penis, not you, obvs. ).

Btw, Ms. Fist went to her first gig last night- Libertines in the circus tent on the Town Moor. ( she was offered free tickets ,and she’s only 14, so I’ll give her a pass ). Came back absolutely buzzing, loved it.

http://www.fashionela.net/fashion/accessories/marc-jacobs-unveils-new-j-marc-campaign-starring-winona-ryder/

Yosser Hughes to replace him.

As would Bong Eyes Cracknell And Winona, whilst we’re about it

Oh, call me an old fart, but she’s still looking mighty fine in 2022

I didn’t say she wasn’t- but she’s also slightly bong eyed Rest assured I would disappoint her at the drop of a hat.

Replaced with “It’s complicated”. I hope he’s ok, Hun?

Aye, the last bit. Unfortunately I’ve come to realise that we live in a country brim-full of absolutel cunts.

That lasses’ tatas are as cock-eyed as Sarah Cracknell

Looks like Dan Walker in drag

Are these lions also eating da poo poo?

My niece has recently bought her first house, with the first-time buyers scheme. It’s a new build in Morpeth and my son has built better houses with Lego. The internal finishing, like your sisters place, is dreadful. I shudder to think what problems will emerge over time.

If anyone finds her porn-alike just keep it yourselves, thanks CT.

No. No. No.

The Clown Shoe is wearing actual clown shoes.