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Pluto still hasn’t completed an orbit of the sun since it was discovered in 1930, and won’t until 2178.

The live feed is below I think impact is due at 14 minutes past midnight, so logging in at midnight should get all the meaty stuff.

Just logged on to NASA’s live feed of the DART onboard camera as it flies in to an asteroid.… Stunning ( the tiny white dot in the left black square is the target).

The baby will complain

But will the trains run on time?

Aer Lingus Pilot - “ Sure, this runway seems terribly short, Patrick?” Aer Lingus Co-Pilot “ It does, so it does Ruaridh , but have ye seen how wide the fecker is?”

Italy about to go Fascist.

Won’t the price drop though, when they’re all that’s available?

When did they move from Blyth?

You looked, didn’t you?

If we all just wait a bit, some glorious filthy lucre is due to trickle down to us all.

So, you twats got me thinking, ” Does Rule 34 apply to crabs?” Yes. Yes it does. I looked so you don’t have to. Trust me on this one

Is your old man called Reginald or Norman?

Does she say ‘graarse and caarstle’ ? My mother-in-law says it that way when she’s got her phone voice on, which I rip the piss out of relentlessly.

I’m all for a bit of Left Wing fascism like. ”Let’s go Tory Bashin’ lads, lasses and them/theys! Make the fuckers squeak!”

Fish’s Mam- “ Ee, our David, The Archers isn’t what it was, all they talk about is xG and trequartistas! “ Fish- “ … “

Oof! How has your listener taken the news?

Do you even have to ask?

I bet I know who sent most… ” Dear Committee Liz is not very good. Regards Boris” ” Dear 1922s Please sack her, she killed the Queen Thanks Boris’ dad. “ ” Dear Whoever Bitch had better not touch my fucken wallpapers Carrie”

You should do a podcast about it. Fresh Finaglements of The Fish. ( you can have that one for free and, no, I’m not listening to it).

I know the Tories changed the rules on No Confidence votes to get rid of the Shagger, is there a minimum time period from becoming PM before they can get rid, I wonder?

I was curious whether crabs actually have a wang. First hit on google https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/hermit-crab-penises-evolved-to-protect-shells

Iranian women protesting the mandatory wearing of hijab 1979