Monkeys Fist

Now that I’m Irish, I take deep offence at this. So I do.

If I remember rightly, he found a Spanish ancestor called Don Quicart?

If Fish can dig up ancient threads, so can I… … anyway, I’ve done so because my brother just told me that, having traced our line back the Isle of Man in the 1780s about ten years ago, then hitting a brick wall, he’s managed to get further back and our Great x5 Grandparents were both born and raised in Dublin. It’s St. Paddy’s day tomorrow so I will be thinking about the oppression of the dirty Brits on my people, whilst weeping stoically in to my pint of stout.

Even though it’s clearly the response of someone who knows, deep down, that they’re losing, it’s absolutely insane that this is coming from a world leader in 2022 yet reads like a b-movie script from the 1960s. I wonder how much credence there is in the early suspicions that he’s suffering from some kind of dementia ( which doesn’t excuse him from his absolute cuntery, at all).

I know “disaster fatigue” is very easy to succumb to, given the almost constant stream of atrocities we’re seeing, but this is just fucking despicable. Another war crime

Wasn’t sure where to post this… https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/science/2022/mar/01/tyrannosaurus-rex-may-have-been-three-species-scientists-say

It’ll also stop the kid hearing Tom scuttling his Mam

If every fan who’s club owner was dodgy cut football out of their lives, these daft cunts would be out of a job quicker than you can say “Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Writer of the Year 2014”

Fucking boomers

Still Disappointed

As ever, there’s only one journalist coming out of this whole affair with his credibility intact… Lol, Laterz!

I reckon owld Roni Measurement’s amygdala is well adjusted to overstimulation

I can’t believe those purple cunts are ahead.

What? You’ve posted some squiggly lines. Tell me what this shows

Fixed your bullshit.

Before we accept “ half giraffe” as a new unit, we need to settle the important (related) question of how would a giraffe wear pants? or

Is this the week CT finally gets the hang of Googling something before asking us to do it for him?

Longstaff was out injured- use the search function on the Google machine, fucking luddite

Another Kamagra freak

I was waiting for him to bring on Gloomski.